You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ America’s Pastime. Baseball has recently taken some hits and it has certainly seen some errors. Baseball is making headlines for all the wrong reasons: Scandals are over shadowing the game. At the heart of the scandal is Performing Enhancing Drugs. Alex Rodriguez & Ryan Braun are two […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ the Major League baseball home run contest. I love this event. It’s a spectacle. It’s the hot dog eating contest with a bat and a ball. It’s fireworks on a baseball diamond. It’s hot sauce chased with jalapenos. It is the reason we like baseball. They say […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Anthony Weiner and his dwindling staff. OOOOH. That’s sounds creepy, doesn’t it? Anthony Weiner? This guy is more uncomfortable than Amish porn. Anthony Weiner is a strange creepy man who should be on a milk carton, not the nightly news. By now most of you know […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Holiday World The annual trek to Santa Claus, Indiana is complete and once again, I have come away with memories that are burned into my frontal lobe, like the time you saw your grandma coming out of the shower. YIKES! The day starts grey and cold. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The motor city melt down. Detroit Rock City is Bankrupt. The city wrote a check it cannot cash. Say it with me sports fans – Motown is No Mo. BK for the 313. Say it ain’t so, Joe. After losing half its population over the years, Motor […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Baby Cambridge AKA George Alexander AKA the baby king. His royal highness, the baby has arrived. Thank Goodness. Now we can go on to other things. A plane from Nashville crash lands at Laguardia and it takes almost 6 minutes into the morning news to see […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Kanye West. As my 6th grade teacher use to ask us “WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?” Damn times have changed, haven’t they? Now we can’t even throw a dodge ball at a kid’s face, but I digress. Kanye Likes Publicity when it’s on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Snorting a piece of gum into your respiratory system. Saturday morning, that is the crazy thought that is swirling inside my brain. (see snorting gum I) Cliff Notes Version: I was working out, chewing gum. I know a No No. Never again, right? And Zip. Big […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Breathing. I was working out Saturday morning. Huff. Puff. Huff. Puff. Sweat is dancing on my forehead, my chest is heaving, my lungs are sucking in O2 like a vacuum pump. To help keep me focused, I have a big wad of chewing gum in my […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Notarized confessions. It’s like Taxi Cab Confessions, except rolling around like a drunk ass in the back of a cab, you’re sorry ass goes to the glass house. You know why Notarized Confessions are crazy? Because it’s like waving the white flag of surrender. If you’re […]