You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Made in China. A lot of products are made in China. Some are coated with lead, some just made with the sweat and blood of children. So you can understand my disgust upon learning that the U.S. Olympic team’s clothing is made in China.No way. WAY.Are you kidding […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Justin Bieber driving 100 mph. The tiny singer can out run his screaming fans, but apparently not the police. The fancy little man in his chrome colored Fisher Karma, a $100,000 electric car, was cited for reckless driving. Police say he was doing 100 mph in […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Pre-mature fireworks eruptions.In the Viagra moment of the Independence Holiday, San Diego California wins the prize for biggest, quickest, most inappropriate spectacle of explosive failure.Was it epic in its totality? From a fireworks standpoint, pretty much. It was the mother of all premature celebrations. It was the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Breakfast at Wimbledon. I’ m watching the Roger Federer versus Andy Murray finals and the pressure is palpable. Roger Federer is the favorite. He is a champion many times over. He is expected to win. He is a classic Maserati, tracking down the course at high speed, gravity […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™Being mauled by crazed chimps.Eaten and beaten and dragged like a hunk of human flesh. Monkey’s can be mean ass little bastards. As Charlton Heston once spit “Damn stinking Apes!”What the hell is going on here? When did the monkey’s lose their damn simian minds? Why aren’t […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The neighborhood pool on the 4th of July. It’s 102 degrees outside and white people are disintegrating like charcoal briquettes saturated with lighter fluid. The sky is an endless blue and the sun is burning a hole in the sky. As I walk in, I notice a lot […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Grunting in women’s tennis! The 4th of July historically means fireworks and family and Wimbledon Tennis. I’m sitting here watching the tournament and suddenly it dawns on me: Why are female tennis players so damn loud. They are like Gorillas in the Mist, expelling so much […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Alec Baldwin. Sir Alec is nuts. He’s more volatile than Mexican jumping beans snorting Starbucks Dark Roast. When you are AB, king of Capitol One commercials and SNL and 30 Rock, You gotta suck it up and absorb the paparazzi punishment. You can’t let a few guys […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Tom-Kat is Splitsville. Tom – Kat? is that a breakfast special at Dennys? Nope. It’s a modern day Hollywood story of high profile marriage gone bad. It’s amazing how America loves a celebrity break up. News that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes AKA TOM-KAT are getting divorced […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™The crazy weather in this country. I climbed into my car today and sat down. Suddenly my ass was on fire. My butt cheeks started to melt together like two pieces of American Cheese in a toaster oven. The seats were so hot, my thighs started to […]