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Lava Balls & Bags of Flesh

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Bringing a kidnapping suspect to a movie. Movie Theater ettiquete is a time honored barometer of social behavior. You don’t kick the seat in front of you. You don’t talk loudly or get up incessantly. For god’s sakes, chew your pop corn silently, sloth man. But […]

The Morning Pet

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The morning pet. The bedroom is still and quiet. It’s that twilight time when sleep still saturates your brain like a deep fluffy pillow. But awake is stirring, pawing at your neural net, letting your body know it is time to get up. Is it a […]

Nick Nolte: Poster Child for greatness

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy™ The Arrested Collection™ I was thinking about a new and novel fashion line inspired by dark and stupid. Jailhouse, mug shots, chaos. And suddenly, my favorite mug shot of all time jumped into my brain and viola! The Arrested Collection idea was born. I was thinking […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Allergy Season. The wind is blowing, and I’m suffering. Invisible particulates of death are in the air. They are dive bombing my nasal passages, blowing up my throat and mucous membrane. Achew. God Bless You. I’m sneezing like an angry fog horn. Over and over and […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The big black dog. It’s dawn. The light in the room is feint. The big black dog is sleeping by the window. I know he’s sleeping because he snores loudly like an old man with a sinus condition. The old black dog likes this spot on […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Fake News. It’s a term that is in the media a lot these days thanks to President Trump and his combustible handling of the 24 hour news cycle. “The leaks are real. The news is fake.” What? The national media comes unglued like a paper Mache aqueduct. […]

ELECTION NIGHT 2016

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The GOP celebration. Tuesday, November 8, 2016. Trump V Clinton. Who will be the 45th President of the United States? The nation is divided. The World is watching. Red V Blue. Democrats V Republicans. It is arguably the biggest election in the history of the world. […]

Cubs Win

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Chicago Cubs Winning the World Series. The Cubs win the world series? No man alive today has ever written those words and it be accurate. That was till last night. Goats and curses and loveable losers no more. What a game. If you only watched […]

Going Dark on Halloween

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Going dark on Halloween. This year I was the house with the lights turned off. I was the home not handing out Halloween Candy. Yes I was that house! This year, for the 1st time in a long time, I was the house that trick or […]

Him? or Her? Are you serious?

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Him or Her. Are you Serious? In a world where the options are as limitless as the endless shrimp platter at Captain D’s, suddenly we have no options. It’s him. Or it’s her. Oh you don’t like him. then Pick her. Oh you don’t like her. […]