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Caution Light

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Watching your son drive through a red light. OK, maybe it was yellow turning to red. Benjamin Moore calls that traffic moment I witnessed: Tangerine Fusion #803. I call it, “Hey boy, I’m gonna whip that ass!” It’s a Saturday Night and I’m returning home. I’m […]

Huffing Man

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Huffing Man. So addicted. So stupid. So sad. So lost in his own dysfunctional spiral of despair. Huffing man is body lice washed off a vagrant swirling around a shower drain in a bacteria laden hell. Huffing man is dying by a thousand cuts. He […]

Newsman

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Newsman. It’s a demo I put together in 2005. How is the sausage made? What does it take to get the story, and what goes into acquiring the elements? Newsman was a demo my cameraman and I created to show just that. The idea was to […]

Space Snot

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ L I F E Not the board game, but the SCI FI space thriller coming to a theater near you. It’s a rainy Saturday afternoon and I’m sitting in the lone theater showing the movie. My lap is filled with peanut M&M’s and buttered popcorn. I’ve […]

Strike Me Down

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Corporate America beating down the American Worker, treating employees like a number, a punch on a time clock, a cog in the machine. American Corporate history is overflowing with stories of over bearing control freaks intent on stripping away the singular will of the working man, […]

Lab Lake Police

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Lab Lake Police. The lake is a shimmering gem in the middle of the city. It is a small body of placid water,  nestled on a 200 acre horse farm that was donated to residents. It’s rare that private property is donated to the public for […]

Shopping While Intoxicated

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! SWI. No that’s not the international postal code for Switzerland. It stands for Shopping While Impaired. We’ve all done it. It’s not a sin. It’s not cause for alarm. No need for a 12 step program. It simply is one of those things that sooner or […]

Luck of the Irish

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Luck of the Irish. It’s March 17th, St. Patrick’s Day. For some reason, that was never fully explained to me, I am suppose to wear green today. I walk into my closet. That’s when I notice green is not a major weapon in my apparel arsenal. I […]

Technological Dinosaur

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The sweeping wave of new technology. It’s a festering swarm of digital bees stinging my brain. Just when I figure out the latest thing, I am assaulted by another wave of invisible apps and internet advances that renders me even more feckless than the week before. […]

Texting and Driving

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Utah lowering its DUI threshold to .05%. If it passes, and it is expected it will, Utah will have the toughest DUI law in the country. Some applaud the measure. Others say that’s a beer or a glass of wine? Come on, be real? Some restaurants […]