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Truck in a creek

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Jail House Interviews. I’ve done a lot of them. They can go so many ways. Some guys are crazy, and walk in and stare at you. “What is this?” they say, even though they agreed to the interview beforehand. I’ve interviewed perps who were obviously lying […]

If it doesn’t kill you then it must be good for you

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. ™ Thinking chocolate will give you cancer, and then learning it fights cancer. Being told that tomato sauce has good antioxidants, then finding out it might be killing you. Hearing that coffee is dangerous to your health, only to learn that coffee is the new fountain of […]

TRUNCATED BIBLE

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The bible. It’s too long. Old Testament. New Testament. 10 commandments all that start with THOU SHALL NOT… Maybe that’s the problem with the good book. The Ultimate Guide for Good is long-winded, hard to read, even complicated. The Bible is written with a sentence structure […]

Pink Floyd Revisted

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Pink Floyd The Wall.Do you remember where you were the first time you played this LP and let the brilliance wash over you.I was in Kerkoff Hall at USC. It was circa 1981 and L.A. was a hot bed of musical influences. The Boss was filling stadiums and Van […]

The Judge and the body shot

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The judge and the Risque Facebook post. I’m all about freedom of speech. I’m all about individual rights to creativity, and expression. I’m a patriot of freedom. I’m the original one if by land and two if by sea guy. I’m Patton on a tank, steam rolling […]

Eddie Van Halen Black Jack

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy™ Eddie Van Halen losing a black jack table. How do you lose a black jack table? It’s 4 am. The Palazzo casino is remarkably empty for a Saturday night. We walk around the tables looking for a black jack game for less than $25 a hand. […]

Naked Burglar

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Naked Intruder. “It was scary,” the 19-year-old girl tells me on her front stoop. It’s a Monday morning. Just 3 hours earlier, her family wakes to the crashing sound of a back door being kicked in. The father rushes to the sound and he is […]

Game Day – Coming to your City

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ ESPN GAME DAY! We are coming to your city. It’s electric. We are coming to your city. It’s energizing If you want a little Zing in your Zing Zang. Come along. Hello Saturday morning. Big and Rich are singing me a song of Saturday dreams and […]

Beer my liquid friend

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ The idea that, Beer is the new Gatorade. That’s like saying 40 is the new 30. NO IT’S NOT. 30 is the new 30. 40 is the old 40. Your gut sags. You wear those stupid glasses to read. You cholesterol is thick like curdled cheese. […]

September 11th remebered

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? Remembering 9/11. We just experienced the 14th anniversary a few days ago. The imagery is still powerful. Jets crashing. Fire balls smoldering. Towers crashing. Dust cascading. There were ambulances and sirens and screams of anguish. There was so much to remember, so much to be thankful for, so […]