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We just got older

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Getting old. I am getting old. You are getting old. It’s the one thing every single one of us reading this right now is doing. In fact, you are older now, than you were just one sentence earlier. Sorry, my bad. So, we are all getting […]

the bounty hunter and the mother of 3

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Bounty Hunters and the mother of three. This is a story of someone is lying and someone is hiding from the truth. The mother claims she hid on the kitchen floor with her children as the bounty hunters entered her house unannounced. She says they […]

The Ugly Man Speaks

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy The Ugly Man talks. It’s a jail house interview. They can be unpredictable, but also invigorating. The Ugly Man walks in, tattoos dripping down his neck, anger pouring out of his blue eyes. “How ya doing Mr. Brown?” I say extending my hand. He looks at […]

Bachelor Sumo Diaper

You know what’s crazy? I’ll Tell you what’s Crazy™ The Bachelorette. 16 buff dudes. One over zealous hottie. Add wine, a pool, some palm trees and playful, suggestive games and well, let’s just say you’ve either got brain damage or a hit abc show. I turned this show on accidentally. My girlfriend chides me, telling […]

Sir Paul quits Pot

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Paul McCartney stops smoking pot. That’s the headline on World News Tonight. Paul McCartney quits smoking pot. The cute Beatle is now 72 years old. After 72 years, it’s news that he has stopped smoking pot? Apparently, because if you google McCartney and Pot, this story […]

The ugly man

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? The break in. I don’t know which part of the story bothers me more. The fact that a man had his home broken into and his personal possessions stolen, or the fact that the thieves who did it are barely old enough to shave. The victim […]

PEE POWERED

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. An excrement powered automobile. Pee Power. Put a little Tinkle In Your Tank. Makes you think doesn’t it? Excrement Powered! Man that’s as disgusting as whatever they pump into a hot dog to make it last 6 months in the crisper. I found an article on […]

Flying Rats of the Written Word

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Writing 22 versions of a script and then waiting on people who can barely punctuate to dictate your literary fate. I’m talking about Literary Agents? They are like diseased, rabid seagulls hovering over a beach picnic. When they aren’t excreting a white viscous waste product onto […]

The complexities of a simple life

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Yard Sale. In some ways this yard sale is so simplistic. In other ways it’s as complex as Rubex Cube. My job takes me to every nuance of life. I have met Governors and I have met criminals. The journey is always interesting, each different, […]

Wine Mob

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The beer bash at the wine festival. It’s high brow, picnic baskets, pink polo shirts and dock shoes. This is snooty nose, upturned, Grey Poupon, Valet my Maserati please! How dare you bring Mexican beer to a vineyard? But yes, that is exactly what I am […]