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The pain in a momma’s heart

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The pain in a mother’s heart. We are gathered inside a small, cramped trailer in rural Tennessee. There are 3 TV stations before a couch. There are 6 journalists staring at an emotional woman, surrounded by pictures of her 14 year old daughter. It’s a gaggle […]

Crazy Murder

This is an oldie, but a goodie from a few years ago…. You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Digging up the remains of your dead wife and tossing them on the family grill. A little cajun spice, a little lemon juice, a little Tobasco! Honey you never tasted so good. Why would […]

Attacking the Veteran

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The attack. I’m staring at the Vietnam Vet. He’s a frail man, all of 120 pounds. He has scraggly grey hair and a hard leather face. The man’s skull has a golf ball sized knot. It is black and blue and there is a crusty blood […]

Where good men go to die like dogs

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Shaking the Chairman of the Board’s hand and taking a picture with the CEO. I was recently downing beers with high level corporate officers who have the power to fire me with a wink of their eye. I flew to Richmond Thursday to my company’s corporate […]

J Lo J Jail

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Jennifer Lopez going to a Moroccan prison. As unlikely as it sounds, it could happen. Well probably not, but…. Why could J Lo go to J Jail? It all starts with J Lo’s world-famous asset and the way she displays it. Tweaking on TV is ok if it’s […]

The fear of knowledge

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy The fear of knowledge. A butcher sells meat. A doctor fixes people. I barter in information. News is a series of facts that are either known or not known. Sometimes you get these facts with a whisper. Sometimes it’s an explosion, like a building fire. This […]

Senslessness

You know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The senselessness of it all. A 7 year old girl dies in front of her entire family. She runs behind a pick up truck that is backing up. The child slips in the gravel and ends up under the vehicle. In the time it takes to blink, in the […]

We just got older

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Getting old. I am getting old. You are getting old. It’s the one thing every single one of us reading this right now is doing. In fact, you are older now, than you were just one sentence earlier. Sorry, my bad. So, we are all getting […]

the bounty hunter and the mother of 3

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Bounty Hunters and the mother of three. This is a story of someone is lying and someone is hiding from the truth. The mother claims she hid on the kitchen floor with her children as the bounty hunters entered her house unannounced. She says they […]

The Ugly Man Speaks

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy The Ugly Man talks. It’s a jail house interview. They can be unpredictable, but also invigorating. The Ugly Man walks in, tattoos dripping down his neck, anger pouring out of his blue eyes. “How ya doing Mr. Brown?” I say extending my hand. He looks at […]