You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Sex so loud it has the police knocking on your door, dogs shrieking at the pound and milk curdling in the jug. Look at this couple. This is a wanted poster of tainted love of sexual healing gone bad. This couple is the Anthrax of love […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Dirty Politics. I had never heard of the candidate prior to my phone call. She is running for a council seat in an obscure district in a city with way too many districts. She is cocky and brash as I tell her why I am calling. […]
From the crazy collection…. You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Security Lines at the Airport. It’s 8 am Saturday morning. Me and just about anybody else with a pulse in Nashville is at the airport trying to get away for this long holiday weekend. The curbside check in is a mob scene. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Ballers. The Rock. HBO. It’s a show about a retired NFL defensive end who is working with football players to keep them on the straight and narrow. The Rock has post concussion syndrome and pain pill addiction. He is a flawed character, but a powerful force on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Moving day. I can taste the sweat. It’s dripping down my forehead. It’s a thick bead of salty, liquid pulling on my facial hair, tugging on my skin. I feel the river of sweat coagulating around my ear, taking a turn, like a mighty river and rolling […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The half way house. I’ve been getting complaints from residents on Facebook. The allegations are numerous. Drug addicts and unsavory characters, perhaps 10 or more people, in one house, trying to lure junior high girls into the residence. “Is it a halfway house?” I ask the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Going to bed on a full stomach. I made the mistake of eating a huge pulled pork sandwich late last night. It was piled high like shredded cardboard headed to the recycling plant. It seemed to be seared to culinary perfection. It smelled like squealing delight. I smothered […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Interminable Oration. I am staring at her mouth wondering if her jaw is held together with some space age polymer used by NASA. Her pie hole is a blur. Open. Shut. Open. Her lips are flapping like an oscillating fan spinning at a hundred miles an hour. The music in […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The British Open. Wow. Rain and wind and crazy history. It was the 144th Open Championship at St. Andrews, Scotland. The course has roads dissecting it, an ocean bordering it, and bunkers that are tougher than a fire walker’s callouses. This tournament had everything from rain […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The spider house. The woman is upset. She has every right to be upset. There are brown recluse spiders in her light fixture. Most are dead. One is still alive, moving around in the silhouette of the light. “It’s so gross,” she says almost folding in […]