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4th of July 2015

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 4th of July commercialism. The Fourth is America’s birthday. It’s about patriotism and pie. It’s about founding fathers and fire works. It’s about Independence and Hot Dog eating contests. The 4th of July is sparklers and the beach and bar b que with all the fixings. […]

double frappe whoopee semi mocha full choco nutty buddy latte

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The coffee break. I’m sitting outside on the patio sipping a double frappe whoopee semi mocha full choco nutty buddy latte. It’s delicious, slathered with caffeinated cool and topped with fattening whipped cream. Just holding this cup of sugary incantations has added pounds to my ass. […]

Shot 11 times

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Getting shot 11 times and living. I stub my toe and think the world is coming to an end. This victim? Well he defies all logic. I am sitting in a small room just off the solarium on the 6th floor of the hospital. The roof […]

Bash in your F***ing Head

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The animosity that lurks, that slithers along the periphery of humanity, that suckles at the teet of intolerance. The man on the other end of the phone is angry. His words are snake venom, his sentences karate blows to the adam’s apple. I don’t see him, but […]