You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Choosing a new TV. What size. What model? Smart or stupid. Plasma? LED? COD? My Plasma went dark the other day. A dark TV has few options. It’s a paper weight? A boat anchor. An interesting item to look at on garbage pick up day. Dark? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The DNA test. “You mean I gotta spit in this tube?,” I say staring at the empty chemistry beaker in my hand. “Spit in the tube,” the girlfriend responds. “But it’s kind of gross,” I say poising the plastic test tube to the underside of my […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Driving with ants. “What the F, dude!,” I yell over the sound of a Linkin Park guitar riff. Spotify is playing the band after their lead singer was found hanged to death in his home. “There are ants falling from the roof,” I say with emphasis. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Revisiting something great. I wake up this morning to a ding in my in box. It hammers my frontal lobe like a gay jack hammer dancing the Paso Doble on Dancing with the stars. Wow, that’s loud I think to myself as I fumble for the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ What Goes Up…. I’m at Gate 24 in the Denver International Airport. The departure area is a human waste basket of legs and arms and bad wardrobe selections. Spandex and Hawaiian shirts and who authorized the wearing of Yoga pants in Public? As I scan the […]