You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Non Dairy Creamer. It comes in a white plastic jug. There is a picture of a cartoon dairy cow on the front. She is smiling, inviting, urging me to pour the creamy delicious contents of this jug into my morning joe. Moooo! And pour I do. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Graduation 2017! Middle School. High School. College. All over the country their is a universal, timeless right of passage taking place. It’s a time where young people walk through a life portal and gaze at a universe that has always been there, but suddenly resonates on a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The garage sale. I hate it. It’s the invasion of the body snatchers, where aliens from foreign postal zones saturate my street of milk and honey. They come like plague, like pestilence and sour my Saturday. If Trump wants to build a wall, start here. Keep […]