You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ HANK WILLIAMS JR ON THE VIEW Hank knows how to roll smoke, and sing about all his rowdy friends and he knows how to get on live tv and ramble with the best of them. Dressed in a Mickey Mantle replica jersey, the country superstar sat […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Life is crazy. But if you are reading this then you all ready know that. You all ready know it’s a roller coaster with no seat belts and no predetermined course. You don’t have to be “so tall” to ride, you just need to hang the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. That Al Davis dies the same week as Steve Jobs. By most accounts, both men were considered visionary innovators. Al Davis was known in later life as the old guy with the Mr. Burns skin ailment sitting in the wheel chair in the dark owner’s box. He […]
know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Semen flavored yogurt.YUK.Did I just write that? The thought alone has me on the rail of the Titanic, leaning over barfing my disgust into a sea of disbelief.DATELINE: ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. It’s here that a grocery store worker pleaded guilty to handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Death of a visionary. Today is a sad day for the world. Steven Paul Jobs, co-founder, chairman and former chief executive of Apple Inc., has passed away. I was at dinner and fittingly, my son used his iphone in Alabama to text me the sad […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ HANK WILLIAMS JR. Are You Ready For Some Football. Are you ready for some unemployment? Hank Williams Jr. might be. Hank have foot, Hank insert foot into mouth. You might say Hank Williams Jr. had his Al Campanis moment.ESPN ripped the country legend’s Are You Ready […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Banks are crazy. They’re greedy and intrusive and uncaring. Banks have gall, they have temerity, they have the nerve to stick it to us again and again and again. We’re they’re customers, but they treat us like we’re chattel riding in the back of a soiled trailer […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Passing a rock. Not passing it like a football, I mean passing it through your digestive tract.Imagine a jagged hunk of granite, twisting and tearing the soft lining of your small intestines into a fragmented bloody mess.Hope you are eating right now. That would suck, huh?I know digesting […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Morning news.Morning news is about everything but news.Morning news is about eye candy and fluff and so much nonsense that it makes me mute the TV more times than not. If it’s not the Kardashian Sisters selling me clothes it’s about the next iron chef cooking me […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™$16 Muffins$10 cookies.$8 cups of coffee.Hey anyone got a bridge in Brooklyn I could buy?WTF?How stupid are we? Why do we put up with this lunacy? Do you Washington Power Brokers not understand it’s hard out here for a pimp?How do you pay 16 dollars for a […]