You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™
$16 Muffins
$10 cookies.
$8 cups of coffee.
Hey anyone got a bridge in Brooklyn I could buy?
WTF?
How stupid are we? Why do we put up with this lunacy? Do you Washington Power Brokers not understand it’s hard out here for a pimp?
How do you pay 16 dollars for a muffin? What does it take to make a muffin? an egg? Some flour? What’s that cost, like 22 cents?
Crap, I could make a muffin in an easy bake oven. What’s the price of a light bulb burning cost?
According to an ABC news investigation, The Department of Homeland Security spent $121 million on conferences in 24 months.
$60 million dollars a year for conferences? What the hell are these morons thinking? When my boss has a meeting, they have some terrible coffee made with rusty water and maybe a few bagels. What’s that cost? $15 dollars and a urinary tract infection?
These jokers obviously think that the American people are idiots. They apparently think that nobody will ever get an expense report and say “Hey Bob did those saltine crackers really cost $18 dollars apiece?”
What are these pudding heads talking about at these meetings? The location to the Fountain of Youth? Perpetual energy machines?
When ABC news asked legislators about the $16 muffin, Senator John Thune said; “It’s why people across this country are so frustrated.”
Ah you think so Senator?
Frustrated? I’m not frustrated, I’m pissed. You think your constituents in South Dakota would open their wallets and shell out $8 for a cup of coffee?
They’d go to their gun racks, load their double barrels and start blasting anyone holding a muffin is what they would do.
The problem is the government acts like it is entitled to do anything it wants with our money. Why not, they’ll just print more, right.
That doesn’t work anymore. China owns our ass. We need to cut back and get smart.
We can’t afford a toilet seat that costs $2,000 any more.
The ABC report showed it’s more than just muffins. It’s massive waste across the board.
$264,000 on a white squirrel sanctuary. $198,000 for a corvette theater in Kentucky.
The Vice President of the USA says he is going to address the issue.
Yeah sure, right after a breakfast of $16 muffins and $8 dollar cups of coffee.
Nothing is going to change unless we take the bull by the cojonas and squeeze till someone takes notice.
Are you ready to squeeze America? Well are you?
That’s crazy.™