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24 YEARS IN NASHVILLE

  You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 24 years in Nashville. February marks my 24th year at WKRN. Man how time flies when you’re having fun. I’ve spent the last 24 years in Music City at WKRN. I remember Nashville before cranes littered the skyline, twirling over buildings like steel ballerinas. I […]

CHAMPIONSHIP SUNDAY

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ CHAMPIONSHIP SUNDAY It’s the greatest sporting day in all the world. I’m a NFL junkie. The Superbowl is my Christmas Morning. It’s the equivalent of climbing to the summit and breathing in the wonder that is the top of the world. When my first child was […]

Shit Shoe

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Shit Shoe. It happened as I was carrying an old television to the curb the other day. I was trudging forward, shuffling my feet on the dew soaked lawn. I had my right hand under the front of the old Digital TV, and my left […]

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS. Did you make one? It’s ultra chic to make one and then do a facebook live to tell all your friends about it. Is 2020 the year you make that change? Is this beginning of a vice free you? Less fat. Less Drunk. […]

89,000 DAYS OF DEMOCRACY

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Impeachment. I’m not a fan of impeaching a President. It’s like screaming F*** in a quiet church. It’s like fondling someone on the subway while they ask you to stop. It’s like spitting in someone’s face, then saying, “oh by the way, I have the Plague.” […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Collin Kaepernick is crazy. The embattled Quarterback, who fancies himself a modern day Muhammad Ali, held a tryout recently in Atlanta. The purpose of the tryout is somewhat enigmatic. On the surface, the idea was to show NFL scouts that Kaepernick still has the tools to play […]

THE PURPLE HEART

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Purple Heart. This military award is the ultimate symbol of respect and sacrifice. It is given to soldiers who are killed or wounded in conflict. The majestic purple and bronze commendation is immediately recognizable. It conjures images of honor and bravery. When worn, or displayed, […]

The Stomach Bug

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Stomach Bug. What a polite term for something so atrocious. I Google the term STOMACH BUG and I see a photo of a woman sitting on a doctor’s exam table. She is bent over, clutching her gut. Her face is twisted in pain. She looks […]

Hurricane Dorian

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Hurricane Dorian. This meandering monster mega-squall is loitering like a panhandler off Florida’s coast. Its radiating arms are reaching out, ready to pick the pocket of insurance companies and property owners. This menacing sea devil has intentions of sucking souls right out of their living rooms. […]

AC/DC

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ AC/DC It’s the anthem of my youth. It’s the hard driving rock and roll sermon that spoke to my soul and slapped my brain into unpredictable actions. AC/DC was keg parties in the cove, a car race down Carmel Valley Road, a girl slapping me in […]