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Mass Murderer

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Mass Murderer. The man in the Sumner County jail is now accused of murdering 8 people. 8 people! His mug shot is not all that different than the million or so other mug shots I’ve seen in my career. 8 people killed. I stare into […]

What the F Type

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ THE JAGUAR F TYPE. The Roar. The Power. The Freedom. It’s a street legal race car. It’s one part Cartier watch with its precision. It’s one part iPhone 10 with it’s technological sophistication. It’s one part Nitro Glycerin with it’s explosiveness. The Jaguar F Type is […]

Pumpkin Head Sinus Monster

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ My gigantic rotting pumpkin head. My cranium is saturated with phlegm. It’s like soupy gelatin that has yet to coagulate. My body is suffocating in its own rancid juices. There’s a viscous broth filling my lungs, my nose, my sinuses, my eye sockets. It’s a gelatinous […]

Saturday Night Live Sucks

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy Saturday Night Live. LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. It use to give me chill bumps. Now it makes me wince. It use to be appointment TV. Now it’s a cue to turn out the light, the party’s over. The show has always been […]

Starving Horse

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Dead Horse. The horse is young and cannot stand. The mare is dying, starving, emaciated. The pitiful animal is sprawled in the cold wet mud, clinging to whatever life she has left. I watch the iPhone footage of the listless animal. It lays motionless on […]

Super Loud LIII

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Super Loud LIII. All around me is noise. A cacophony of white hot blistering noise. The cheers, the announcers, the sound of grown men smashing each other like mountain goats. It’s mind numbingly loud. A dark complected man wearing a flowered shirt to conceal a large […]

TWITTER SLANDER

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy TWITTER SLANDER. Twitter launched in July 2006. 140 characters and a cloud of dust in the ether of instantaneous dissemination. In the beginning TWITTER connected people in a way that was unique and fun. 140 characters meant you had to be economical with your words If […]

Perception is Reality

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Perception versus Reality. I learned this in Journalism 101 my 1st day at USC. The instructor showed us a newspaper photo. It shows a man wearing a suit exiting a building. “I’ll tell you this,” the instructor says. “The man is the mayor of the town, […]

My Future Former Co-Worker

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The former employee. You passed them in the hall, and said hello. You sat next to them in meetings and took notes. You possibly learned the name of their significant other. Nice. Then like a match in a hurricane; poof. It’s all gone, extinguished, so much […]

The Reality of Fantasy

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The reality of Fantasy. It’s known as the addiction that is Fantasy Football. Fantasy Football is a drug. It’s an addiction that is one part gambling, one part social experiment. It’s an endorphin rush that energizes the soul. You can be fat and play fantasy football. […]