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The Moment 2

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The moment in your day that pokes you in the eye. It’s the lion tamer’s whip, it’s the thunder after the lightning, it’s the realization that the pit bull has chomped down on your ass and he’s not letting go without veterinarian intervention. I had that […]

The Moment

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The moment. Have you ever had one moment in time that makes you stop and wonder, stop and ponder, stop and say what the hell was that? I had that moment today. The moment was buried under a day filled with pressure. The moment was lurking […]

I Love Scary Lucy

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Lucille Ball Statue. Are you Freakin Kidding Me? You are trusted to preserve the magnificence of one of the greatest comediennes of our time, and this is what you come up with? You are commissioned to create a pretty white woman with red hair and instead […]

HORSE ABUSE

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Horses Confiscated. How in the hell can you own 56 horses and not feed them. How in God’s good name do you own majestic creatures and allow them to stand in their own fecal matter in their own food in mud 2 feet thick? Some humans […]

CUBA

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Cuba our friend? It’s a tropical mirage, floating on our horizon, calling to us like a capricious sea-nymph. Cuba our new Caribbean buddy? It’s hard to believe. Is this an enemy of my enemy is my friend kind of thing? Or has the geo-political game just […]

Soul Patch

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The boy liar. His face is young, deceivingly tainted. His eyes are dark, foreboding like something evil swirls in the background. I stare at his features. There is a little tear drop tattoo by his left eye. It’s dark green, almost blue. It seems sinister, symbolic of […]

The New Master

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Masters. It is the mother church of golf. It’s green jackets and velvet greens. It’s Amen Corner and Azaleas that only bloom for a few weeks in spring. The Masters is caddies in white and Arnold Palmer still relevant and healthy. The Masters is a tournament […]

Smart Watch

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The new Apple Watch. It’s essentially an iphone that you wear on your wrist. It’s a bulky video square lashed to your body packaged as something new when in reality it’s something tired. Don’t you have an iPhone now? Don’t you carry your phone with you […]

APRIL 15TH

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Tax Season. APRIL 15TH. It’s like Christmas day set on fire. APRIL 15TH. It’s a necessary evil that is so unnecessary. It’s cooking oil spilled on the couch. It’s dog vomit on your new dress. It’s spider webs caught in your eye lids. APRIL 15TH. Didn’t we […]

South Carolina Shooting

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Another American Police shooting. Just when you thought it was safe to resume your life… BAM BAM BAM That’s the sound of gunfire crackling across your senses. BAM BAM BAM. That’s the sound of bullets rizzling and flesh tearing. BAM. BAM. The moment is insidious, unbelievable. […]