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Pink Floyd Revisted

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Pink Floyd The Wall.Do you remember where you were the first time you played this LP and let the brilliance wash over you.I was in Kerkoff Hall at USC. It was circa 1981 and L.A. was a hot bed of musical influences. The Boss was filling stadiums and Van […]

The Judge and the body shot

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The judge and the Risque Facebook post. I’m all about freedom of speech. I’m all about individual rights to creativity, and expression. I’m a patriot of freedom. I’m the original one if by land and two if by sea guy. I’m Patton on a tank, steam rolling […]

Eddie Van Halen Black Jack

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy™ Eddie Van Halen losing a black jack table. How do you lose a black jack table? It’s 4 am. The Palazzo casino is remarkably empty for a Saturday night. We walk around the tables looking for a black jack game for less than $25 a hand. […]

Naked Burglar

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Naked Intruder. “It was scary,” the 19-year-old girl tells me on her front stoop. It’s a Monday morning. Just 3 hours earlier, her family wakes to the crashing sound of a back door being kicked in. The father rushes to the sound and he is […]

Game Day – Coming to your City

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ ESPN GAME DAY! We are coming to your city. It’s electric. We are coming to your city. It’s energizing If you want a little Zing in your Zing Zang. Come along. Hello Saturday morning. Big and Rich are singing me a song of Saturday dreams and […]

Beer my liquid friend

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ The idea that, Beer is the new Gatorade. That’s like saying 40 is the new 30. NO IT’S NOT. 30 is the new 30. 40 is the old 40. Your gut sags. You wear those stupid glasses to read. You cholesterol is thick like curdled cheese. […]

September 11th remebered

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? Remembering 9/11. We just experienced the 14th anniversary a few days ago. The imagery is still powerful. Jets crashing. Fire balls smoldering. Towers crashing. Dust cascading. There were ambulances and sirens and screams of anguish. There was so much to remember, so much to be thankful for, so […]

Air Ebola

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The thought that your sneeze in the back of the plane is going to make me sick in the front of the plane. I recently flew across the country and the sound of death filled the cabin. Every five seconds, some anonymous passenger was coughing up […]

Getting Old

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Getting old.My brain is young, my body — sometimes — not so much. The signs of time passing are all around. The sun setting earlier in the afternoon sky. The leaves covering the sidewalk in front of the house. An extra shiver in the morning waiting […]

Monterey Bay

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Kayaking in the Monterey Bay. The sun is blazing and the sky is an imperial blue. It’s a deep blue, the kind of blue that rolls on forever, that makes you squint and dream and feel good about the day. There is an on shore breeze and […]