You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Tom Brady VS Peyton Manning. It’s great versus great. It’s superior versus stellar. It’s a battle between two men who play the position like it should be played. Brady Versus Manning. They are celestial Gods throwing spheroids of cowhide. Whose better? That’s a tough question like […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Snow-magheddon. I woke up to a monsoon of white. It was so much snow, it looked like a sorority pillow fight had erupted on my front lawn. By 8am, there was 2 inches of snow. 2 inches in Nashville is like 20 inches in Chicago. By […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Another Snow Day in Nashville. Batten down the hatches America, it could be a stormy night. Breaking News: The weather people are predicting an inch of snow or sleet or something wet and cold. An inch? Whose afraid of an inch? A circus Midget’s concubine? I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Monkey Virus. What is the monkey virus? It’s the winter crud that accumulates in your sinuses, draining like a nuclear swamp from a power plant operated by Homer Simpson. Monkey Virus swings down from the rafters, where the spiders and fermented mice droppings accumulate. Monkey […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Staying positive when you feel the light is fading and you’ve lost your life map. I was talking to my buddy the other day. He sounded depressed. Really Depressed. I understand why. He’s stuck in a wheel chair and he just wants to walk. He is powerful. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Winning 528 million dollars and then going to work the next day. Huh? That’s stupid like bathing with a toaster. I’m watching a Memphis husband and wife at the Lottery office. They are smiling, holding a gigantic check for 528 million dollars. It’s a champagne wishes […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Walking into a Pill Mill. What’s a pill mill? It’s a clinic where a dirty doctor over prescribes narcotics in vast, unimaginable quantities. They give these pills to doctor shoppers who have oozed up from a dirt hole, lieing, cheating, doing anything to obtain a fix. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Job Hunting. I googled the want ads today. I was looking for my recent college graduate son. I’ve been doing the same job my whole life. I was interested what’s out there. There’s a lot on-line. Much of what is being advertised is a train wreck […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Black Jack. He’s 65 pounds of Black Lab. He’s a four-footed consumption machine. He’s like a tiny muscular bull, with a thick skull and a omnipresent doggie smile. He is friendly and loyal and hungrier than a 3rd world nation lining up at a UNICEF chopper […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Powerball Jackpot. “all it takes is one.” A ticket in your pocket is probably as worthless as the paper it is printed on, but as long as you have it, you have something. You have hope. You have a dream. You have a rainbow with […]