You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The power of Trump. The presidential candidate was on Jimmy Kimmel, Wednesday night. His face was orange like an oompa loompa. Trump’s hair was styled by a wolverine. His suit was dapper and his tie blood red. He was cocky, confident, over the top. “Jeb’s got […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. CALIFORNICATION It’s a showtime series that has come and gone, but thanks to our good friends at Netflix, I have been reintroduced to this salacious vehicle. David Duchovny plays the role of Hank Moody. He’s a struggling novelist who bangs more women than keyboards. He is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Customer Service in this country. “Dad, the DirecTV is off,” my eldest son reports. “What?” “Yeah, there’s a black screen that says service not available. Call extension 203.” I scratch my head. “Off? Did you check the connection?” “It’s not the connection, dad.? I paid the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ CREED. It’s the 7th version of the classic fight film starring the indomitable pugilist Rocky Balboa. Sylvester Stallone is brilliant in a role that he created, that he is synonymous with. Yo Adriane! But in Creed, his character has come full circle, from loan shark bum, to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Facebook Addiction. You can’t snort it. You can’t drink it. You can’t inhale it or hump it or throw it into the back of your gullet via a shot glass. Yet, this socially active spider web of interconnectivity has a powerful hold on millions and millions […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Jail House Interview. Getting 1 is enough for most reporters. Today I did two. I did two and will only air one. Some people are gluttons. Some people are pigs, who cannot refuse a 2nd helping of chocolate cake. They are addicted to excess. Nothing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Hounds from hell. It’s a Saturday morning and I’m sitting at the kitchen table. Before me is a healthy man portion of scrambled eggs and toast. I am about to enjoy this golden nucleus of life-sustaining embryonic breakfast when suddenly…. I am surrounded by 12 […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Your Daddy’s America. In your daddy’s America, you could leave your doors unlocked. In your daddy’s America the pie cooled on the window sill and then was shared with the neighborhood kids. In your daddy’s America, no one felt you up to go visit grandma. This […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The San Bernardino shooting. 14 dead. 17 plus injured. 14 dead. It’s so sad we should all bow our heads and cry. Another Mass Shooting in America. It turns my stomach. The headlines, the incessant talking head banter about terrorism. Like the rest of my news […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you crazy™ The place where 4G becomes ZERO G. I look down at my phone and it simply reads: no service. “Can you hear me now?” Where on planet Earth, outside of the Congo and maybe parts of East L.A. can you travel and simply disappear off the face […]