You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Purple Heart. This military award is the ultimate symbol of respect and sacrifice. It is given to soldiers who are killed or wounded in conflict. The majestic purple and bronze commendation is immediately recognizable. It conjures images of honor and bravery. When worn, or displayed, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Stomach Bug. What a polite term for something so atrocious. I Google the term STOMACH BUG and I see a photo of a woman sitting on a doctor’s exam table. She is bent over, clutching her gut. Her face is twisted in pain. She looks […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Hurricane Dorian. This meandering monster mega-squall is loitering like a panhandler off Florida’s coast. Its radiating arms are reaching out, ready to pick the pocket of insurance companies and property owners. This menacing sea devil has intentions of sucking souls right out of their living rooms. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ AC/DC It’s the anthem of my youth. It’s the hard driving rock and roll sermon that spoke to my soul and slapped my brain into unpredictable actions. AC/DC was keg parties in the cove, a car race down Carmel Valley Road, a girl slapping me in […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. News Flash: QUENTIN TARANTINO IS A SELF INDULGENT FILM MAKER. Tarantino seems like a really nice guy, but his story telling is exasperating. He has no sense of pace. His directing style is meandering, accentuated by slow motion pit stops […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Bonnie the Bonnet. “Where’s my hat?,” girlfriend shrieks. Her words slam my skull like the final scene in Thelma and Louise where the convertible plummets over the cliff into oblivion. I look at her. Her eyes are wide, her face contorted into a stew of concern. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Contemplating a career change. It happens to the best of us. As they say; nobody is irreplaceable. Eventually, the new guy is cheaper and more desirous to management than the old guy. It’s just the way of the world. It’s that new car smell, so to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ FENTANYL – THE NEW NORMAL Welcome to The Fentanyl Epidemic. A grain of Fentanyl inhaled or even absorbed through the skin can incapacitate or kill. According to the DEA: Fentanyl is a synthetic opioid that is 80-100 times stronger than morphine. Just think about that. A […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Mass Murderer. The man in the Sumner County jail is now accused of murdering 8 people. 8 people! His mug shot is not all that different than the million or so other mug shots I’ve seen in my career. 8 people killed. I stare into […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ THE JAGUAR F TYPE. The Roar. The Power. The Freedom. It’s a street legal race car. It’s one part Cartier watch with its precision. It’s one part iPhone 10 with it’s technological sophistication. It’s one part Nitro Glycerin with it’s explosiveness. The Jaguar F Type is […]