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THE PURPLE HEART

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Purple Heart. This military award is the ultimate symbol of respect and sacrifice. It is given to soldiers who are killed or wounded in conflict. The majestic purple and bronze commendation is immediately recognizable. It conjures images of honor and bravery. When worn, or displayed, […]

The Stomach Bug

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Stomach Bug. What a polite term for something so atrocious. I Google the term STOMACH BUG and I see a photo of a woman sitting on a doctor’s exam table. She is bent over, clutching her gut. Her face is twisted in pain. She looks […]

Hurricane Dorian

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Hurricane Dorian. This meandering monster mega-squall is loitering like a panhandler off Florida’s coast. Its radiating arms are reaching out, ready to pick the pocket of insurance companies and property owners. This menacing sea devil has intentions of sucking souls right out of their living rooms. […]