You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. 7 BILLION PEOPLE. Like insects swarming through a global ant farm, humans are gorging this planet. 7 Billion life forces, all consuming and excreting like a bio toxin with a bad attitude and propensity to throw their gum wrappers on the sidewalk. Are we a virus […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Mad Max. And boy is Max Mad. He won’t say he’s sorry because he isn’t sorry. What’s he not sorry about? He’s not sorry about how he danced on Dancing with the Stars. The whole thing’s as masculine as a pink thong, but apparently Max or […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A house that is skate-boardable. “skateboardable” That shouldn’t even be a word. It’s a word like Yabba Dabba Doo as a mating call. It’s like “scrum-dilly-icious” as a slogan for 100 proof wiskey. But when you see these pictures, I don’t know what else you call a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Appearances and stigmas. Like, if you wear Cardinal and Gold you must suck. If you wear these colors you are the enemy, you must be of the wrong religious persuasion and from the wrong socio-economic side of the track. Conversely, if you wear blue and green you […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Boat rides in the middle of a gale force wind. Imagine a cold dreary day full of wet rain and gusts of frost bite. Now imagine this painful experience on the top of a tour boat going 15 miles an hour along the Chicago River. This is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A new report that says hot chicks don’t mind chubby dudes as long as their wallet is fat. Who paid for this stupid study? and you all know how much I hate stupid studies. And this one is pretty damn stupid. Fat dudes with “bank” have long […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Naming your baby. It’s only forever right?Parents have 9 months to figure out a name for baby boy or baby girl, so why do so many parents regret the names they chose for their child years later?How many parents regret the choice they made? ABC news says […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Getting old. My brain is young, my body — sometimes — not so much.The signs of time passing are all around. The sun setting earlier in the afternoon sky. The leaves covering the sidewalk in front of the house. An extra shiver in the morning waiting for […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Truth in advertising. I understand putting the Geritol flyer in the mailbox of the geriatric ward.That’s direct marketing. It makes sense putting the hair product brochure in the sorority mail bin.Sell to your audience, right. Advertise to someone who will most benefit by the product your selling. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™The Chinese Smiley Face. The country that brought you government run newspapers, and Tienanmen Square, Now also brings you the smiley face seal of approval.Yes, according to published reports, which are always questionable from the Red Giant, China plans to introduce a new grading system for its […]