You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
A new report that says hot chicks don’t mind chubby dudes as long as their wallet is fat.
Who paid for this stupid study? and you all know how much I hate stupid studies. And this one is pretty damn stupid.
Fat dudes with “bank” have long sported hot chicks on their arm. And for ions, sweltering hot babes have gravitated toward three toed sloth ugly dudes as long as their money clip sports “bling”.
According to published reports, A Columbia University researcher created a mathematical formula to calculate the exact trade-off between billfold and belt-size that both men and women make in choosing their partner.
Well, at least the guy is giving it the old college try, right?
According to economist Pierre-Andre Chiappori, single people look at basically two traits — physical attractiveness and socioeconomic viability.
Other factors, like a sense of humor or a kind soul, play a smaller role in how men and women assess each other in the dating market.
Now here’s the shocker. The study indicates that men and women prefer slim and wealthy over fat and poor.
Bet you wouldn’t have checked that box huh?
Other factors, like a sense of humor or a kind soul, play a smaller role in how men and women assess each other in the dating market.
Now here’s the shocker. The study indicates that men and women prefer slim and wealthy over fat and poor.
Bet you wouldn’t have checked that box huh?
That’s like Osama Bin Laden not choosing virgins and an 8-inch tv.
How obvious does a study have to be before it’s considered feckless?
Would these questions be funded by someone?
Do you prefer sugar or salt in your coffee.
Would you pet a cat with boils.
Do you like cigarette smoke blown in your face while you sleep?
According to Chiappori’s formula, men compensate for flab with cash. Women make up for an extra layer of pudge with an extra year of education.
Pudge and cash and fat and sex appeal.
Like I always say. men are stupid and women are crazy.
and that is crazy.
How obvious does a study have to be before it’s considered feckless?
Would these questions be funded by someone?
Do you prefer sugar or salt in your coffee.
Would you pet a cat with boils.
Do you like cigarette smoke blown in your face while you sleep?
According to Chiappori’s formula, men compensate for flab with cash. Women make up for an extra layer of pudge with an extra year of education.
Pudge and cash and fat and sex appeal.
Like I always say. men are stupid and women are crazy.
and that is crazy.