You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Harold Freaking Camping.He is so beyond senile, he’s howl at the moon nuts. He’s put him in a white coat and throw him in a padded cell delirious.I think it’s time for this wrinkled old dinosaur to quit predicting death and just shut the hell up. This […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Uninsured drivers. Driving in America today is like throwing dice on a craps table. “Yo Eleven. Daddy needs a new spare tire.” But instead of chips you are gambling your life, or the very least the cost of your car. How many of us would play […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A courthouse brawl. Well almost….. DATELINE: NASHVILLE, Tennessee. Here’s a story from the WTF file. I’m in the Nashville courthouse. The place is full of scuzz buckets and criminals and average working stiffs. Nobody is happy to be there. Not the guards, not the traffic school […]
You know what’s the crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Occupy Wall Street I like it and I hate it. I like it because it is America at it’s very essence. I hate it because there’s obviously a disconnect in this country right now and it seems that half the nation doesn’t understand what the other […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ HANK WILLIAMS JR ON THE VIEW Hank knows how to roll smoke, and sing about all his rowdy friends and he knows how to get on live tv and ramble with the best of them. Dressed in a Mickey Mantle replica jersey, the country superstar sat […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Life is crazy. But if you are reading this then you all ready know that. You all ready know it’s a roller coaster with no seat belts and no predetermined course. You don’t have to be “so tall” to ride, you just need to hang the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. That Al Davis dies the same week as Steve Jobs. By most accounts, both men were considered visionary innovators. Al Davis was known in later life as the old guy with the Mr. Burns skin ailment sitting in the wheel chair in the dark owner’s box. He […]
know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Semen flavored yogurt.YUK.Did I just write that? The thought alone has me on the rail of the Titanic, leaning over barfing my disgust into a sea of disbelief.DATELINE: ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. It’s here that a grocery store worker pleaded guilty to handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Death of a visionary. Today is a sad day for the world. Steven Paul Jobs, co-founder, chairman and former chief executive of Apple Inc., has passed away. I was at dinner and fittingly, my son used his iphone in Alabama to text me the sad […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ HANK WILLIAMS JR. Are You Ready For Some Football. Are you ready for some unemployment? Hank Williams Jr. might be. Hank have foot, Hank insert foot into mouth. You might say Hank Williams Jr. had his Al Campanis moment.ESPN ripped the country legend’s Are You Ready […]