you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™The crazy weather in this country. I climbed into my car today and sat down. Suddenly my ass was on fire. My butt cheeks started to melt together like two pieces of American Cheese in a toaster oven. The seats were so hot, my thighs started to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Synthetic marijuana. Long gone are the days of Mary Jane and Spleef and Ganja. Now this combustible, inhalable demon goes by the appellation of bath salts, K2 or spice. Whatever it’s called, the drug is dangerous like a starving Doberman Pincher roaming a day care. It’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ All the ways humans choose to avoid blame. The all time greatest excuse, my dog ate my homework, just got a run for its money with the excuse: “my GPS told me to turn left.” Now that’s Crazy! DATELINE: NORTHBRIDGE, Mass. It’s here that Patricia Malone […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Maternal misfits.After a couple of decades of status quo, suddenly it’s OK for pregnant women to get plastered? I just don’t like the idea. It seems crazy to me and dangerous to the unborn baby. There’s plenty of time in life to throw back Jose Cuervo shots. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Holiday World.It exists, Hidden in the middle of a cornfield in Santa Claus, Indiana. It’s a massive complex of coasters and water slides. It’s a 2.5 hour drive from Nashville, Indianapolis, and Louisville.Families come from all over middle America because it is a destination amusement park that is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ My displeasure with the new Power Ball Winners. I am watching them cheer like saccharine wet mops in their matching blue T-shirts. I find myself getting nauseous. Maybe I am displeased because I am jealous. After all, they took my winning ticket. Their good fortune was […]
http://crazyartgallery.shutterfly.com/pictures/8 You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.My Crazy Art is Crazy. I want you to click on the link above. It will take you to an on line art gallery of all my work. As a rule, the higher the number, the more recent the art work, and subsequently the more representative […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Maternal misfits. new study: drinking pregnancy. take ten paces turn and fire. any alcohol and fetus will be a gumby head. pregnant women drinking. it’s uncomfortable. you are pregnant. that is crazy. snce the 70’s pregnancy and alcohol don’t mix drinking in moderation might not be […]
You know what’s crazy? Ill tell you what’s crazy.™A report that your four legged pal may be that hairy innoculation that saves your life. Apparently paws and fur and a little slobber go a long way to bringing humans better health.A recent study says that pets may be natures best medicine. I guess the rumor that the best […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™A guy walking across Niagra Falls on a 2 inch wire. That man is Nik Wallenda. The great grandson of Carl Wallenda of the famous Wallenda family. Walenda has crazy surging through his blood. Cheating death is coded into his DNA. The Wallendas are a circus family that has […]