You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Maternal misfits.
After a couple of decades of status quo, suddenly it’s OK for pregnant women to get plastered?
I just don’t like the idea. It seems crazy to me and dangerous to the unborn baby.
There’s plenty of time in life to throw back Jose Cuervo shots. Certainly 9 months is not too long wait. Is it that important to drive the porcelain bus when you got a baby on board?
Now there’s a new study that is fueling a drinking – pregnancy -firestorm.
The study says 8 drinks a week might be OK. Eight drinks a week? is that 1 drink a day or 8 drinks at one sitting? Does it matter? It might when you are talking the health of a baby.
To me, pregnant women drinking is a bad idea, like the
Flintstone-mobile using feet for brakes is a bad idea. It’s a bad idea like using a gas nozzle for a water pic is a bad idea. It’s a bad idea like putting Lady Gaga and Madonna in the same room is a bad idea.
Watch out.
The latest study charted 1,628 pregnant women who drank 1-8 drinks per week
The findings: 5 years later – their kids didn’t have three eyes or a foot growing out of their foreheads.
Well there’s a success story. Buy the maternity ward a drink on me.
According to the study, the drunk fetuses did no worse on IQ tests than baby’s whose moms were sober.
Some moms say why take the chance? Is drinking that important.
Other mothers say set up em bartender.
I’m shocked that this study is even being debated.
Is it worth risking a baby’s life?
What the hell do I know right?
And that is crazy.™