You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Synthetic marijuana. Long gone are the days of Mary Jane and Spleef and Ganja.
Now this combustible, inhalable demon goes by the appellation of bath salts, K2 or spice.
Whatever it’s called, the drug is dangerous like a starving Doberman Pincher roaming a day care. It’s pernicious like shoving an angry rattle snake down your pants. It’s lethal like wearing a man-thong to a biker bar.
And unbelievably this drug is still legal in many states.
Users describe this high as an escalation to the point of uncontrolable insanity.
And recently, the drug has transformed humans into flesh eating zombies.
Why can your 16 year old kid buy K2 in a store? Why isn’t it outlawed?
Because it is synthetic.
To outlaw a drug, the chemical component that makes up the drug must be outlawed. That means the precise DNA of the drug is notated and listed on the law as prohibited.
For traditional drugs like cocaine and marijuana, this is easy. The chemical composition never changes, so when the police test it, and it tests positive, it is a slam dunk conviction. Pot is always pot. Coke is always coke.
But the makers of synthetic drugs are chemists. When the state of Tennessee passes a law outlawing Spice, the chemist changes the chemical component ever so slightly. By doing so, he creates a new product that is essentially not illegal, but so close to the original it’s almost identical. So the deletarious product is mass produced, packed into flashy packages and put on counters at the Mapco and the 7-11.
Dangerous? It’s like gargling with clorox.
Earlier this year a Miami man reportedly high on bath salts ate another man’s face off.
Like some crazy Nicholas Cage demon movie, the man literally was caught munching on face.
It doesn’t get much crazier than that.
With all that said, now a story that is sure to have PETA vomiting on its shoes and all pet owners up in arms.
DATELINE: WACO, Texas
It’s here that a man went crazy; I mean really really crazy.
Michael Daniel tells police he was bad tripping on a synthetic drug
known as K2.
Witnesses say Daniel assaulted people. Witnesses say Daniel dropped to his knees and began racing around growling like a dog.
Then, perhaps thinking he was a carnivore, he caught a dog, beat the dog, strangled the dog, and then began ripping pieces of flesh from the dead dog’s carcas.
Daniel was freaking out, his brain over loaded like a power strip with too many appliances.
The 22 year old finally asked police to beat him, to tazer
him, anything to end his bad trip.
Welcome to the exciting world of bath salts, right?
Daniel was charged with cruelty to animals and booked into jail.
He should have been poked with a cattle prod and left in a boiling bath of vinegar.
The bad guy in this story is Daniel, the guy who ate a dog.
But the real villians are the drug dealer financed chemists who transform a chemical equation ever so slightly to avoid prosecution.
The rich get richer. The cops get frustrated. And idiots smoking bath salts are more and more likely to eat flesh like something out of Quentin Tarrantino film.
And that is crazy.™