you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.Preparing to travel across the country.I’m taking 3 kids from sea to shining sea. I’m making the mistake of flying on United Airlines. It’s not like putting on the meat tuxedo at the lion exhibit at the zoo, but as far as mistakes go, United Airlines is high […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The opening ceremonies from London. The games of the 30th Olympiad. I am in a bar for the first time in my own Olympic history watching the opening ceremony. I didn’t plan to be in a bar, but this is where the world has thrown me on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Time.Tick tock. Watch the clock. Time is passing us by. I don’t have enough time. Out of time. Time out. Time of our life. Imagine time as currency. We don’t normally think of time as currency. We normally think of time as time, something that just is. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A $1.45 loss over the course of 20 years. Amortized that’s about a .07 cents per year. What am I talking about? This story begins in 1990. A fellow office worker is going through a divorce. He is harried and apparently has more financial burdens than one […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Bruce Springsteen is depressed. Depressed? What the hell does this Rock Star legend have to be depressed about?Is he sad he has too much money? Is he bummed that his house is too large? Is he sad that women bang on his door to sleep with him? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Getting your kid into college. It’s so freaking hard, so damn scary, so unbelievably stressful, it should be a penalty levied upon ax murderers, not hard working moms and dads.I have been sweating the financials all summer long. Scholarships. Loans. Grants. Work Study.My God. It’s a full time job.Trying to figure […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Joe Paterno Statue coming down. Once a symbol of all that was good with Penn State University, and perhaps college athletics, the statue is now gone. Out of sight out of mind? Maybe, maybe not. The 900 pound 7 foot statue of Iconic football legend […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Bat Man movie theater tragedy. More than 50 people shot. 12 people dead. A psychopath who calls himself the Joker. It’s an abomination, an anomaly, the single worst massacre in US history. ABC news called this gunman a brilliant young man who withdrew from society. James Holmes. A […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Breaking News that women are smarter than men. For the first time in ages, women have tested higher on IQ scores than men. Jay Leno cracked wise: “That’s because no blonds took the test.” The audience groaned and one woman, presumably blond, pouted and folded her arms […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Bad Karaoke.. It’s like bad crack for the ears. It’s like wiskey flavored cough syrup. It’s a tandem parachute jump with a fat man who sweats a lot. What do I consider bad? Karaoke that makes you wince is bad. Karaoke that makes your ears bleed […]