You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Breaking News that women are smarter than men.
For the first time in ages, women have tested higher on IQ scores than men.
Jay Leno cracked wise: “That’s because no blonds took the test.”
The audience groaned and one woman, presumably blond, pouted and folded her arms in a huff. She then fell off her seat and got lost from the rest of her group, though that part of the story is unconfirmed.
500 men and 500 women from around the world were tested.
For the first time in decades, women tested better than men.
These results helped to narrow the intelligence gap, with some experts saying, women are now marginally smarter than men.
Congrats ladies. Smoke em if you got em. I’ll remember that the next time I watch you stare at a closet full of clothes telling me you have nothing to wear.
I’m glad there is now empirical evidence to prove that the fairer sex is also the smarter sex. The only thing that would validate that more is an app by iphone.
Women smarter than men. I always knew that.
From the time we’re in grade school, girls have a better grasp of language. While boys slur the pledge of allegiance like they have a mouth full of peanut butters, girls are reciting the Gettysburg address with style that would give Pavoriti wood.
Girls were better at everything in grade school.
As far as I’m concerned, women are better than men at just about everything outside of standing to pee.
Women are softer and sweeter and smell better. Women are beautiful and better listeners. If they have hair they remove it. that’s God’s plan people!
Women tolerate pain better than men. I have always said if men had to bear children, the human race would dry up like the love in Dick Chaney’s heart.
Women can give birth doing the New York Times crossword puzzle while shopping on line.
But you gals ain’t perfect.
In my opinon, Women don’t drive as well as men, unless you count driving while applying mascara.
Women don’t throw a baseball as well as a man, unless it’s in high heels and a thong.
And women certainly don’t understand what a dime package in the secondary is designed to do. Though you sure do look cute in those cropped football jerseys.
So enjoy your new found brains ladies. You are smarter and basically better than us.
Just remember that you are also crazier.
And because you are smarter, you all ready knew that.
And that is crazy.™