You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Saint Bernard. As in Steven St. Bernard. He’s the NYC bus driver who heaven placed in the right place at the right time. All he did was catch a 7 year old girl who fell off a 3 story building. The father of four was walking […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Jay Cutler singing take me out to the ball game. It wasn’t Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem but it was close Jay Cutler sounded like some lizard lounge crooner stoned on ludes. If Frank Sinatra’s rancid corpse could rise from the crypt and belt out […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Decapitation Murder.It’s murder with a twist of crazy.It’s one thing to take a life. It’s another level of evil to take that extinguished corpse and sever the head.Wow.Its easily the weirdest story I’ve covered in a long while.A 37 year old man gets into an argument with […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Facebook and Ball Parks. They go together like white after Labor Day. I love this story. It’s another example of how the technological devil in your hand can get you killed. This is not a story of walking into a lamp post while texting. Nor is this a man […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Made in China. A lot of products are made in China. Some are coated with lead, some just made with the sweat and blood of children. So you can understand my disgust upon learning that the U.S. Olympic team’s clothing is made in China.No way. WAY.Are you kidding […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Justin Bieber driving 100 mph. The tiny singer can out run his screaming fans, but apparently not the police. The fancy little man in his chrome colored Fisher Karma, a $100,000 electric car, was cited for reckless driving. Police say he was doing 100 mph in […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Pre-mature fireworks eruptions.In the Viagra moment of the Independence Holiday, San Diego California wins the prize for biggest, quickest, most inappropriate spectacle of explosive failure.Was it epic in its totality? From a fireworks standpoint, pretty much. It was the mother of all premature celebrations. It was the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Breakfast at Wimbledon. I’ m watching the Roger Federer versus Andy Murray finals and the pressure is palpable. Roger Federer is the favorite. He is a champion many times over. He is expected to win. He is a classic Maserati, tracking down the course at high speed, gravity […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™Being mauled by crazed chimps.Eaten and beaten and dragged like a hunk of human flesh. Monkey’s can be mean ass little bastards. As Charlton Heston once spit “Damn stinking Apes!”What the hell is going on here? When did the monkey’s lose their damn simian minds? Why aren’t […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The neighborhood pool on the 4th of July. It’s 102 degrees outside and white people are disintegrating like charcoal briquettes saturated with lighter fluid. The sky is an endless blue and the sun is burning a hole in the sky. As I walk in, I notice a lot […]