You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Little acts of kindness that circle the universe, gather pixie dust from Tinkerbell and good will from Gandhi, and then come home to nest. Usually you never hear about it. Sometimes you do. This morning the assignment editor comes to me and says. “There’s a congressman’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ profound devastation. Unadulterated joy. The two concepts are swirling across my brain like two tidal systems coming and going at the same time. My son graduated from 8th grade Tuesday. I watch him interact with his friends. He seems well liked and appreciated by his peers. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Powerball Tip. Someone in Florida won 1/2 a billion dollars in Power Ball – BILLION! Lucky duck. Like millions of you, I bought a ticket. Like millions of you, I lost. Sort of. I did win a little prize that put a big smile on a waitress’ […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Watching my son sit on the side lines in street clothes. It’s hard watching him stand around while other kids limber up. It’s painful watching him work out the goalie by throwing the ball at him. It’s disheartening watching him sit on the bench when he […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Old women who kill cats. Yeah, I said it. Thankfully most old women collect cats like drunks collect match book covers. Today I banged on the door of a repulsive old lady. She is 71 years of age and she greeted me at the door with […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Summer Time. The calendar says Spring, but with the temperatures in the 80’s the good vibrations are just around the corner. If you’re like me you are sick of the rain and the cold weather. I’m tired of turtle necks and scarves and turning the heat […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Sitting in a jail cell with a prisoner and letting him lie to your face. That’s what I did today. It’s like eating cold poridge and telling momma bear it tastes great. Take you peas poridge cold and shove it where the sun don’t shine momma […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ News Perception versus News Reality. As Pink Floyd so eloquently stated “Is there anybody out there?” In my mind, the news perception is: I’m kicking ass and taking names. The news reality is: nobody gives a damn. At 4pm I’m on the set with the main […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Economics of Mother’s Day. Is it a holiday or a Hallmark guilt-a-thon? It’s a question that scholars will debate for years to come. The common denominator of mother’s day? Everyone reading this has a momma. The question isn’t whether we love mom, the question is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Walking into a Pill Mill. What’s a pill mill? It’s a clinic where a dirty doctor over prescribes narcotics in vast, unimaginable quantities. They give these pills to doctor shoppers who have oozed up from a dirt hole, lieing, cheating, doing anything to obtain a fix. […]