You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Toilet Coffee. According to published reports; a Starbucks in Hong Kong uses toilet water to brew its coffee. Can you say pass the urinal cookie? I wonder if the employees wash their hands after they scoop water out of the toilet? I wonder if it really […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Stupid commercials. There are hundreds to choose from. There are commercials that go for humor but fall flat like a comedian who only tells Yo Momma Is Fat Jokes. There are commercials that go for factual over load like you’re at home taking notes with pen […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Game 7. It’s electric, like sticking your finger in a light socket while tap dancing in a bucket of water. Game 7; it says hold on to your hat masked man cause this motha is about to curl your toes. Game 7. You could say balls […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Fast 6 It’s an action movie fueled by nitros oxide and thong bikinis. It’s 8 cylinders, muscle cars and push up bras. The plot: Our heroes must thwart a global terrorist. In return they get pardons allowing them to return to the USA. While the plot […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Smart Phone Addiction. A study commissioned by Nokia indicates that people check their cell phones every 6 minutes. That works out to 150 times per day. I am unclear if that includes sleep time, but I am sure that more people sleep with their iphones than […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Stay-cations! The whole idea of vacation is to relax, to stay away from work. You’re suppose to be able to divorce your mind from the worries that inhabit your brain most of your year. In a quixotic world, you should be able to disengage from the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The annual physical. It’s a turn your head and cough invasion of personal space. It’s poking and prodding and pushing in directions that don’t feel good. It’s personal questions about what goes in, what comes out, how many times a night do you get up to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Zombie Nation. There are legions of unchecked children, tormented teens and recalcitrant tweens with a bad attitude and sour dispositions. Where are the parents? Don’t they know that Solyent green is people? Are the adults in this American horror flick drunk or lobotomized? Don’t they care […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Food assault. It starts innocently enough. A piece of pizza delivered by the waitress. “Careful, it’s hot,” she says. It’s a cautionary tale. Like objects in mirror closer than they appear or don’t feed the dog. It’s a suggestion at best right? The pizza arrives. The […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Journalistic errors. A journalist has little more than his or her reputation. If people don’t trust us, what good are we? A story ripe with errors and unchecked factual matter is disgusting. It’s like peeling a banana back and revealing black, rotting fruit. I have made […]