You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Drunken Idiots. I’m at a truck stop just off I-40. I’m interviewing a bail bondsman who is instrumental in getting one of the TBI”s top 10 most wanted criminals to surrender himself and fly back from his hide out in Australia. We are at the truck […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Peeping Toms. They’re useless bags of flesh. They are wasted lives composed of rotting evil and fermenting crazy. I covered a story today that got my blood boiling. I was video taping a women’s rest room from the street, from far away, and I still felt […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Technological Tempest. As I sit at my desk, I am being bombarded by dozens of emails from public information officers, dissatisfied consumers and angry Americans. The complaints range from pot holes to Obama to Diamond Lanes that police won’t patrol. Emails fill my in box […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy™ Crazy Celebrity Baby Names. There are strong names like Mason and Alexander and James. There are traditional names like John and Don and Ron. There are names that are gonna get you thrown into a high school locker like Seymour and Sydney. And then there are […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Super Moon. Did you see that burning bulb in the Saturday night sky? Wow. It was so bright, it felt like it was on top of me, following me, hovering over me like an IRS inspector looking to satisfy a lien. The moon was haunting […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The growth of a teenager. My son has grown 3/4 of an inch in a month. When it comes to bones; that’s monumental. THREE QUARTERS OF AN INCH! It’s noticeable like a blood stain on a white carpet. It’s a blast of Hiroshima fueled white light […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A bar stool of crazy! I’m watching game six of the NBA finals on one screen and Honduras V USA soccer on another. Suddenly a young woman with a dark complexion sits beside me. “This seat taken?” “It’s all you.” And so begins a trip down […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The power of prayer. The wife sits before me as if she doesn’t have a care in the world. Surrounded by 3 grand babies and a nervous daughter, the matriarch of the family exudes a calm that puts everyone at ease. I look around the lobby […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ $100 movie prices. That’s jarring to my thought process. It’s disturbing like a mini skirt and halter top on Rosie O’Donnell. It’s unfortunate like drinking Budweiser at a coronation for the Queen. $100 movie tickets? Americans love movies like dogs like an open car window, but […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Losing your keys. Not once, but twice in the span of 30 minutes. It’s easy to lose your keys once. We’ve all done it. We’ve all checked our pockets over and over and over again searching the same place for a set of keys that is […]