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Beyonce & Jay-Z

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ BEYONCE & Jay-Z. Like most celebrities and people of means, they think they are above the law. The couple recently went to Cuba and when people questioned them about that, they got uptight. Isn’t that the way it is for the rich and famous? Rules don’t […]

Rub your own ointment

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Rubbing ointment on a friend. Those are five words that I never thought I would ever put in the same sentence. But there it is: RUBBING OINTMENT ON A FRIEND. So I’m in a popular restaurant with a buddy. It’s Tuesday which means two for Tuesday. […]

Battlefield 3

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Battlefield 3 My 14 year old son is playing a video game that is so realistic, it makes you think you are in Afghanistan. I am watching his war through a rifle scope, while inhaling a dust cloud of third world crazy. From a drone radar […]

The crazy critique: Iron Man III

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Iron Man III I give the story 3 crazies on a scale of 5. The story is high octane visuals and crisp one liners, but it’s a little thin when it comes to plot. Hey Crazy Critique™ –  it’s a comic strip, right? Right. Take away […]

Rice Diet

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The diet of a bachelor. It’s Thursday night and I am eating a bowl of rice. No chicken and rice. No pork chops and rice. No salami or tuna fish or corn beef with rice. Just rice. Rice-a-Roni The San Francisco treat? Nope. Some generic brand. Rice […]

Robo Tripping

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Robo Tripping. It sounds like something horny robots might try. It’s actually more sinister. Robo Tripping. I never heard of this before today. It’s a dangerous cocktail of stupid people guzzling high octane medicine. I spoke to  a woman who didn’t want to be identified. She told […]

Don’t piss off the Sherpa

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Fighting on the mountain. It’s damn near impossible to climb Mt. Everest when conditions are good.  People fall off this frozen chunk of Earth all the time. It’s easy to die here, like tap dancing in an Iraqi mine field. People not only break bones and […]

Home Invasion

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Home Invasion. I met a 22 year old woman today.  I pulled up to her 1500 square foot home in the middle of nowhere. The birds were chirping and the air was refreshing.  The woman, four months pregnant, was seated on the front porch. She was […]

Life’s Crazy™

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Life’s Crazy™ I was thinking about the Life’s Crazy™ concept the other day.  The art, the stories, the pursuit of something so satisfying It’s hard to quantify. Life & Crazy. Two simple Words. Two powerful, meaningful words, that by themselves are potent and rich.   LIFE […]

Ice Bowl

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Cold Soccer. I’m talking icicles dripping from your eye brows cold soccer. I’m talking your arm pit sweat freezing cold soccer. I’m talking prehistoric, end of the world, dinosaurs praying for a meteorite to crash into Earth and put them out of their misery cold soccer! […]