You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Robo Tripping.
It sounds like something horny robots might try.
It’s actually more sinister.
Robo Tripping. I never heard of this before today.
It’s a dangerous cocktail of stupid people guzzling high octane medicine.
I spoke to a woman who didn’t want to be identified.
She told me that her 17 year old son has been shoplifting since he is 14 years old. She says he steals cough medicine from supermarkets and pharmacy’s. Then he drinks the entire bottle and hallucinates.
It’s called Robo Tripping and apparently more people do it than you would ever know.
I read one post where the Robo Tripper describes looking at his arm and then he saw himself surfing inside the veins of his arm on a tiny surf board.
Wow! Really. Cough Medicine. Who Knew.
Back in the day we called this LSD.
The mother started to cry as she told me how he has been in and out of juvenile detention and thrown out of 2 public schools. She says her son is an addict. She calls cough medicine a gateway drug to pot and cocaine.The mother says she wants cold medicine put behind the counter to at least make it harder for kids to steal it.
I countered saying; “if we put everything behind the counter that could make you high, there won’t be anything left on the shelves.”
Eat enough taco dip you can get a buzz. Sniff enough jiffy pop pop corn and get a head rush. Inhale enough carpet lint and you can probably O.D.
She knows I’m right, but she is lost, she is frustrated and she just wants her baby back. At the very least she wants to warn other parents about the danger.
I go to you tube and I see people who can’t remember their name. I see kids who look in the mirror and think their reflection is someone else. They are babbling idiots whose brains are fried, the consistency of mash potatoes.
One idiot’s web site is dedicated to getting high on common household goods. He guzzles the Robitussen and talks about how he feels in 30 minute intervals. I kind of wish the guy had you tubed himself croaking.
Here’s some advice; if you have a cough, take a spoonful of cough medicine. If you want to hallucinate, well, I guess you could inhale some chalk dust.
Life’s Crazy.™