You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ The National Buzz to giveTSA screeners more money. Is more money going to make them do their job better? It is going to make them smarter? Is it going to make them caress your junk with a loving look? Maybe it will bring smarter people to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!Living in a DSL world in a dial up house.DATELINE: Incommunicado USAI’m at grandma’s house at the end of the road, across the rainbow, near the trees with the beautiful leaves.The house is filled with love and the aroma of turkey. There are pictures of everyone as […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A thief who breaks into God’s house only to be punished by God. You think the big man isn’t watching? Think again! DATELINE: Munich, Germany According to published reports a sacreligious bad guy tried to break into the church donation box. While he was making his […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™A man who surgically implants a camera in his head. Talk about point of view. Talk about seeing things from your own perspective. Talk about a conversation starter at a cocktail party. “Hey can I take your picture with my forehead? Just let me part my scalp.” Weird huh? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ The airport screening process in this country. In a post 911 world everything changed. First it was take off your shoes. Then it was dump your water bottle in the trash. Now it’s turn your head and cough “I am going to sue you if you touch […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A man so fat you can see him from outer space. OK maybe you can’t see this dude from outer space, but he is so large, satellite mapping technology could not help but include him in its efforts to document every street in Great Britain. DATELINE: […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Thanksgiving on less than a dollar. Thanksgiving on less than a dollar? Are you kidding me? A dollar doesn’t allow you a peek inside the oven at my house. A dollar doesn’t allow you a sniff of worstechire sauce in the cupboard. For a buck, you […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Eating your own beard in a lawnmower related dispute. I’ve had to eat crow. I’ve eaten glass. I’ve eaten seaweed off the beach in Rosa Rita, Mexico. But Beard? I don’t do beard. YUK! This hairy tale can only come to you from South of the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Wnning the lottery with a ticket you bought at the local sex shop? When does that ever happen? Nothing good can come from going into a skeezy adult book store, unless the Lord is smiling upon you. DATELINE: LANSING, Michigan It’s in this hard working blue […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Perception Vs Reality when it comes to the economic state of this nation. Turn on the news or open your local paper and you are immediately immersed in the financial woes of the day. How much debt this nation owes China. Foreclosures on the rise. How […]