You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Pablo Escobar’s amusement park. He was arguably the most dangerous and diabolical cocaine dealer in history. He was ruthless and brilliant and savage and cut throat and rich beyond anyone’s wildest dreams. He flooded the streets of America with cocaine. His deleterious product was the root […]
You want to know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! POTTY TRAINING: I found this old story about my now potty trained kids. Since everyone at my work place is wiping someone else’s ass right now, I thought this was particularly valuable to post. Enjoy. POTTY TRAINING: It’s a biological necessity that binds humanity […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! People having sex with animals? It’s disgusting how often headlines like this appear in the news. Recently, in Columbia, Tennessee, Law Men discovered a man who reportedly let a horse have its way with a man. And Detectives tell me that the men video taped it? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. How cool life can be with unlimited amounts of money. THEY say money can’t buy happiness. Who the hell are THEY? What universe do THEY live in? I think THEY live in a parallel universe where cats where pajamas and smoke cigars. Do THEY live in […]
You know whats crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The crazy irony that exists in this demented world of ours. Offered for your approval, the Halloween arrest of James Miller. The sad irony for this 18 year old is this mug shot the morning after Halloween. According to the arrest report obtained by the smoking […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A bra that doubles as a mask. The inventor touts this undergarment as a life saving air filtration system that lifts and supports. I bet Playtex never thought about that. A bra that doubles as a mask? It sounds like something Scooby would say to Shaggy […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A guy who transforms his garage into an airplane. The Redondo Beach, California man is nothing if not dedicated, passionate and perhaps a little bit crazy. Anthony Toth literally bought a house with an over sized garage. Was he planning on filling that garage with a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A burglar who throws his own crap at the jurors who sentence him to 31 years in prison. That’s the ultimate statement in crazy isn’t it? It says to anyone who is listening; I am a scum bag! I am inept! I am a human cess […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The plummeting numbers for the Jay Leno show in Prime time. Talk about a prophylactic with a screen door? Executives at ABC, CBS, FOX are all doing rating cartwheels. You see they were praying this mad science experiment would fail. That’s because 5 nights of live […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. An excrement powered automobile. I never thought I’d have to string those words in that order, EVER! EXCREMENT POWERED? Man that’s as disgusting as whatever they pump into a hot dog sack. It’s just not something the human brain is equipped to understand. So what am […]