Monthly Archive for: ‘October, 2009’

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A guy who transforms his garage into an airplane. The Redondo Beach, California man is nothing if not dedicated, passionate and perhaps a little bit crazy. Anthony Toth literally bought a house with an over sized garage. Was he planning on filling that garage with a […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A burglar who throws his own crap at the jurors who sentence him to 31 years in prison. That’s the ultimate statement in crazy isn’t it? It says to anyone who is listening; I am a scum bag! I am inept! I am a human cess […]

Leno Crash and Burn

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The plummeting numbers for the Jay Leno show in Prime time. Talk about a prophylactic with a screen door? Executives at ABC, CBS, FOX are all doing rating cartwheels. You see they were praying this mad science experiment would fail. That’s because 5 nights of live […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. An excrement powered automobile. I never thought I’d have to string those words in that order, EVER! EXCREMENT POWERED? Man that’s as disgusting as whatever they pump into a hot dog sack. It’s just not something the human brain is equipped to understand. So what am […]

Many of you have commented to me; “you should put that on a t-shirt” Well In the very near future I plan to do just that. It’s called the The CRAZY COLLECTION tm It will feature some of the art work that you have all will be unveiled. This is a chance for you to […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! People trying to capitalize on the death of Michael Jackson. Selling T-Shirts and newly discovered music and commemorative plates seems like candy-striping compared to the latest merchandising revelation. According to published reports; sleazy efforts are now underway to sell strands of the singer’s singed hair. Yep, […]

You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! A jetliner missing the airport by 150 miles? Can you say S C A R Y? It’s so absurd it’s surreal. It’s not like you missed the exit to the mall. This is life and death people! It’s a Northwest Jet loaded with 147 people and […]

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A man who gets arrested, charged with indecent exposure for making coffee in his own house. The man was NUDE. He was in his own kitchen. But he was NUDE. Talk about grinding your beans. According to published reports, a woman claims she saw him through […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Texting and driving. It’s dangerous to motorists like eating fried butter is hazardous to your health. Police officers say texting and driving is crazier than drinking and driving. Not that this is a good argument, but at least when you drink and drive your eyes are […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you crazy! Political correctness with a Halloween theme. Now-a-days; all it takes is a complaint, a boo hoo, a that “ain’t” right from anyone about anything and asses begin to pucker. DATELINE: LOS ANGELES – A Southern California immigrant rights group on Friday asked Target stores and a costume […]