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Balloon Boy

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A boy in a run-a-way balloon sailing into certain doom. Like you, I watched this insanity unfold. Close up shots of a Mylar balloon dipping and dancing on the peregrine wind currents of Colorado. The breathless announcers on CNN and FOX NEWS kept wondering if there […]

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Celebrating Halloween as if it’s the 8 – days of Hanukkah. When did Halloween become so revered? So labor intensive? When did a celebration symbolizing the harvest become a night to wear Frankenstein masks. It use to be pumpkins and candy and incessant knocks on the […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Saying WHAT or YOU KNOW every time you open your mouth. Spit it out. If don’t know what the heck you want to say, then just hold your tongue for a moment and formualte a thought. But if you say, WHAT or UMMM or YOU KNOW […]

Jon & Kate plus who cares

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Jon and Kate plus Eight. Who are these people? Where did they come from? Jon & Kate plus WHO CARES? Doesn’t your life have enough drama? Is this the kind of TV you want to watch? The couple is on every channel seemingly around the clock. […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy Slaughtering Dolphins! I shouldn’t have to say another word. That is crazy with a Capitol C! Just the the thought of Slaughtering Dolphins sounds heinous. It’s like clubbing baby seals, or making toddlers smoke pot to watch them fall down. It’s like tying fire crackers to […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.How much crap NASA is taking for sending a rocket into the moon. It’s not like they went down the street for potato chips! It’s not like a hampster running inside a mirrored wheel. It’s not as simple as a blogger spilling a jar of mustard on […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The good old fashioned, look a man in the eye, and shake-his-hand handshake is falling out of favor in America. You know why? because people are afraid. Afraid of germs, afraid of touching other people. With Swine Flu as prevalent as body odor on a bus […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!A woman who thinks her virginity is worth $3.8 million. Now that’s crazy! Stop me if you have heard this one. It’s the oldest story in the book. Girl has virginity. Girl loses virginity. Oh yes, and cashes 3.8 million dollar check. HUH? 22-year-old Natalie Dylan is […]

Erin Andrews Peep Hole

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The man, the plan and the way he allegedly went about it. It’s all crazy. By now you have undoubtedly heard that someone posted naked video of ESPN reporter, Erin Andrews on line. The black and white footage was shot while she was at a Nashville […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A 19 pound newborn baby! That is crazy! Some super mom from Indonesia birthed a cow-child on September 26th. The baby named Muhammad Akbar Risuddin was delivered via Caesarean. Duh! At 19 whopping pounds, the kid all ready weighs more than a tool box. Can you […]