A woman who thinks her virginity is worth $3.8 million. Now that’s crazy!
Stop me if you have heard this one. It’s the oldest story in the book. Girl has virginity. Girl loses virginity. Oh yes, and cashes 3.8 million dollar check.
HUH?
22-year-old Natalie Dylan is a virgin and a self taught marketing wiz.
I guess she is the only female virgin left on the planet and apparently that has some value.
She’s like the baseball card that you never opened. She’s the stamp collection that has never been fondled without gloves. Because it is pristine and presumably pure, it is more desirable.
You’ve got to hand it to this educated and savy San Diego woman. She thinks she has something valuable and she is willing to see what it’s worth on the world market.
What is she selling? Her unmentionables, that’s what.
Most of us lose it in the back seat of a beat up car. Not Ms. Dylan. She is going for cavier wishes and champagne dreams. She is going to get paid handsomely for losing something that most of lose naturally, if not awkwardly.
“I feel people should be pro-choice with their body, and I’m not hurting anyone,” she said. “It really comes down to a moral and religious argument, and this doesn’t go against my religion or my morals. There’s no right or wrong to this.”
I got a couple of problems with it. First of all; what idiot is going to pay millions of dollars for something he can get for free. You walk into a local cantina and you have a couple million dollars in your pocket, you have a better than average chance of going home with a woman. That’s just how America works. It’s female – Friendly this way. Is your bar-friend a virgin? pure as new fallen snow? Doubtful. But then again, your bar -friend has been around the block. She knows to save a horse you ride a cowboy. She knows what a man wants. The virgin? She is going to be biting her lip and watching the clock, thinking about putting in an offer on that new beach home in Malibu.
I gotta hand it to the young girl, however. I’m jealous of her. I wish someone would have paid me for my first time. I’d have settled for a six pack of Budweiser and a peanut butter sandwich.