You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
A burglar who throws his own crap at the jurors who sentence him to 31 years in prison.
That’s the ultimate statement in crazy isn’t it?
It says to anyone who is listening; I am a scum bag! I am inept! I am a human cess pool of stupid.
I could vocalize my frustration to the court, but that would be a waste of time. So what do I do, I reach into a bag of my own warm waste, grab a handful of the unthinkable and fire it at the jury who will ultimately find me guilty of a home-invasion armed robbery.
Nice!
It’s unbelievable. What kind of security do they have in the courthouse of San Diego? So good you can crap in a sack and sneak it into court and then wipe it on your attorney.
If this wasn’t true, I wouldn’t be writing about it. It all starts when a mentally challenged inamate asks the court for a mistrial. According to published reports, he thought the jurors had seen him wearing restraints in the courtroom and in his demented mind, full of cob-webs and kaleidoscope non-sense, this was unfair.
In his mind, filled with insanity and irrational thought, the only recourse is to get even. So he sets sail on a crazy sea of bizarre and formulates a plan so heinous, it’s hard to fathom.
Several days go by, his request for a mistrial is denied. The fire is stoked even brighter and the the prisoner tip toeing on the edge of his lunatic fringe, engages his plan. While in court, he reportedly pulls out a bag of excrement he had hidden in his clothing, he rubs it on his lawyer and tosses it at the jury, hitting one juror’s computer case.
I’m glad the guy couldn’t crap a gun into a bag. Had he snuck that into the court, the tone of this story would be much more somber.
I’m astounded that this could happen. I am appalled that the court officers didn’t pat him down and make sure that he wasn’t packing poop.
What if he had a shank, a shiv, a fart that went bad.
All I know is, home invasion is wrong, and throwing your own crap at the court, like an orangatang in heat, is just plain sick.