People having sex with animals?
It’s disgusting how often headlines like this appear in the news.
Really? Video tape? Why? Were you going to create a box set and mail them out to your animal control friends for Christmas presents.
Then this story out of Goochland County, Virginia where five Department of Corrections officers are charged with animal-cruelty.
They are charged with that seemingly low level crime because apparently there is no charge for masturbating a dog.
Robert B Beasley Jr, Powhatan Commonwealth’s Attorney is quoted as saying this about one of the men: “(he) allegedly had some sexual contact with the animal.“ The male dog, a German shepherd or shepherd mix, was not harmed, he said.
“Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand,“ Beasley said. “The others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video.“
There really is no defense for this atrocity, but the men’s attorney did offer up this gem.
The D.A. says it’s only a misdemeanor.
Well in my book, it’s felonious insanity. In the Andy Cordan world of an eye for an eye; here’s how we adjudicate this case.
Since the men all ready made a video of themselves touching the animal’s private parts, a guilty conviction is a foregone conclusion.
So in the Andy Cordan sentencing hearing, I make the men lay down on the sidewalk outside the courthouse. They are stripped of their pants and Alpo is rubbed across their scrotums. Then an animal control truck full of the day’s strays pulls up. The cages are opened and the famished, tick infested k-9’s are set loose.
If chickens, kernels of corn are glued to their testicles.
And so on and so on and so on.