You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! The political correctness that permeates this country like stink in a subway. The latest chapter of whining and wasting my time comes from people afraid of upsetting Italian Americans. Here at That’s Crazy, we say FAH-GED-A-BOUD-IT! MTV wants to make a reality tv show called “Jersey […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Thanksgiving. It’s wonderful and rejuvenating but at the same time it can be CRAZY! I’ve seen a few Thanksgivings in my day and they often start out with the best intentions. Family members arrive wearing their best clothes and using their best manners. Please and thank […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Going half a century to find out that she is really a he! That’s perverse and Crazy. DATELINE: CLEVELAND BREAKING NEWS: MARY THE FEMALE TURTLE HAS A PENIS! Zookeepers in Cleveland should all have their zoo keeper badges revoked. They’re trying to laugh off a glaring […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Grave robbing the crypt of Galileo. Yeah you heard right. Hundreds of years ago, a couple of drunk Romans felt like they needed a piece of astronomical history, so what do they do? They open the casket of one of the world’s greatest theoreticians and steal […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Tazing a 10 year old! That’s like hunting a baby seal with a bazooka. It’s crazy! Perhaps the location explains it. DATELINE — OZARK ARKANSAS Any time your city has the word OZARK in it, you know the water is tainted with STD’s and the air […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The incredible advancements in Medical Technology. Remember that 70’s tv show the six million dollar man. The opening montage shows Col. Steve Austin’s super-sonic test plane crashing. Then there is hospital beeping and super spy Harry Goldman watching pensively. Then the narrator says: Steve Austin. Astronaut. […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! A dad who speaks a pretend space language to his child. According to published reports, a man named d’Armond Speers spoke only Klingon to his child for the first three years of the child’s life. Klingon? For three years. You mean the Klingon from the neutral […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Mmmvelopes! That’s right, just when you thought “Snail-Mail” was dead, now it tastes like pork. A company is betting the farm on a fun product that puts the fun back into licking paper products. If you’re like me, and who isn’t, then you remember the old […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The owner of an NFL football team flipping the “middle finger” to fans. That’s the story sweeping the NFL as Bud Adams, owner of the Tennessee Titans, gyrated in his luxury box at LP Field and flipped off everyone within a six mile radius. Men, Women, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!Motorists on the highways and bi-ways of this great nation of ours. On a recent trip to Memphis, Tennessee I encountered as much frustration as any driver can. I was so exasperated, I wanted to stick forks in my eye, but that would have required me to […]