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You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Making Mickey Mouse Mean! Whose brilliant idea is that? Outside of the American Flag, is there a more universally recognized symbol in all the world. Coke? Microsoft? Nike? Mickey freaking Mouse is right up there, Jack! The Walt Disney Co. owns the Mickey Mouse Motif and […]

You Know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy An economy swirling down the toilet forcing thieves to steal anything, even stupid things, including chewing gum. Yep, you heard right. Apparently in this crappy ass economy, the bar has been dramatically lowered. Where thieves once stole jewelry and cash and stereo systems. Now, anything goes. […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The reaction to the soccer girl fight on You Tube that is going viral like kinky sex in an alqaida training camp. The video shows a New Mexico soccer player named Elizabeth Lambert, punching a rival in the back. What should be noted is before Lambert […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!Jose Canseco is crazy! Why is Jose Canseco crazy you ask? Because of what his life has deteriorated into. He’s a caricature of a baseball player. He should be in Marvel Comics. His comic book name; The Latin Nim Rod. He could get to crime scene long […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Pablo Escobar’s amusement park. He was arguably the most dangerous and diabolical cocaine dealer in history. He was ruthless and brilliant and savage and cut throat and rich beyond anyone’s wildest dreams. He flooded the streets of America with cocaine. His deleterious product was the root […]

You want to know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! POTTY TRAINING: I found this old story about my now potty trained kids. Since everyone at my work place is wiping someone else’s ass right now, I thought this was particularly valuable to post. Enjoy. POTTY TRAINING: It’s a biological necessity that binds humanity […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! People having sex with animals? It’s disgusting how often headlines like this appear in the news. Recently, in Columbia, Tennessee, Law Men discovered a man who reportedly let a horse have its way with a man. And Detectives tell me that the men video taped it? […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. How cool life can be with unlimited amounts of money. THEY say money can’t buy happiness. Who the hell are THEY? What universe do THEY live in? I think THEY live in a parallel universe where cats where pajamas and smoke cigars. Do THEY live in […]

You know whats crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The crazy irony that exists in this demented world of ours. Offered for your approval, the Halloween arrest of James Miller. The sad irony for this 18 year old is this mug shot the morning after Halloween. According to the arrest report obtained by the smoking […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A bra that doubles as a mask. The inventor touts this undergarment as a life saving air filtration system that lifts and supports. I bet Playtex never thought about that. A bra that doubles as a mask? It sounds like something Scooby would say to Shaggy […]

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