You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™
A thief who breaks into God’s house only to be punished by God.
You think the big man isn’t watching? Think again!
DATELINE: Munich, Germany
According to published reports a sacreligious bad guy tried to break into the church donation box.
While he was making his get-a-way, a statue of a saint fell on him, hitting him in the ead.
Haven’t you read the tablet dumb ass? Though Shalt Not Steal!
The church Priest Ludwig Sperrer tells local media, it seemed that the near-life-size statue of Saint Antonius fell as the would-be thief was trying to break open the donation box.
“He obviously did not want to let it go,” said Sperrer with a grin.
St. Antonius, to most Catholics, is the Patron Saint of “Lost Souls” He is associated with the return of lost articles and missing persons. From lost car keys to misplaced papers, St. Antonius is your Saint.
How fitting. The patron saint of “lost souls” bangs a lost soul in the noggin.
Love it.
Don’t you think the big guy was laughing as he dropped Saint Antonius on the bad guy’s head.
Give God a rim shot Paul Shaffer.
Perfect, comedic timing.
Of course what else would you expect from God.
While God was laughing, the Devil is waiting.
You see, police say this hoodlum went to a nearby house to ask for help with his bleeding head.
While there, police say, he stole a wallet left lying on a counter.
The bad guys might be laughing now.But when they get to Hell and statues of St. Antonius fall on them every minute of eternity while they slowly drown in a river of molten lava, they will remember it is not cool to steal from the church.
And that is crazy