You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Wnning the lottery with a ticket you bought at the local sex shop?
When does that ever happen?
Nothing good can come from going into a skeezy adult book store, unless the Lord is smiling upon you.
DATELINE: LANSING, Michigan
It’s in this hard working blue collar town that a group of Michigan men patronized an adult book store, presumably to get their rocks off. Instead they got their Powerball on.
That’s right, a book store that sells powerball tickets. That’s like a supermarket selling fine china. It’s just awkward.
But hey, it is Lansing.
So how much did the porno powerball pay?
129 Million!
BAM!
XXX
ADULT VIDEO
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
This place is most assuredly a den of inequity.
But for a group of guys from working class Lansing, this is the Promised Land. It’s a sanctuary of salaciousness. It’s the world’s greatest ATM.
Few woman likes their man sitting stage side sticking greenbacks in a woman’s knee highs.
But when you win 129 million dollars, the rules are changed forever.
“You’re going where sweetie? Oh the Uptown Bookstore? That’s nice. Say hi to Brandi and make sure you buy a lotto ticket.”
“yes dear”
According to published reports, Mike Greer is the only member of the porno powerball possee to step into the light.
Greer would only say “the group has more than two members and fewer than 100.”
Now here’s the beautiful Ying and Yang of life.
Few places on the planet are more seedy than an adult bookstore. It’s a cess pool of peep booths and and dirty movies and customers who often look like the other side of a sofa cushion.
But this dark cloud has silver lining.
The winning group plans to take a portion of their new found booty and give it to their local church.
That’s right. The Lord giveth and the Lord Giveth some more.
“The only thing I can assume is that the Lord trusted us to do
certain things with the money that He bestowed upon us,” Greer said. “That’s the only thing that I can gather.”
What a twist of fate. A bunch of dudes enter the darkness and emerge with the the holy grail of tithings.
LIFE IS CRAZY!