You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Charlie Sheen is freaking Crazy! He is the classic case of nothing exceeds like excess. He’s a human trash heap, an 18th Century pirate ship lost on a sea of inebriation. From the outside looking in, it appears that Charlie Sheen has it all. He is young […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™A taste of warmth after an onslaught of frozen tundra.After a barrage of blizzards, a tsunami of snow and temperatures that make oil turn to sludge, something amazing happened.A burning ball of orange rose in the sky and parted the grey haze of depression. It was more […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Tennessee Titans Head Coach Jeff Fisher being fired. Or perhaps he quit. Or maybe he is just riding off into the sunset. It’s still kind of unclear. DATELINE: MUSIC CITY, Tennessee The media frenzy pouring out of Nashville the last 72 hours is over the top. Media […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A stripper shortage ANYWHERE, but especially in Dallas! A stripper shortage? That’s like a gas shortage with decidely more silicone. Has the lone star state lost its lone star mind? Calling all strippers! Wax those poles.Attention all exotic dancers! Swing your tassels. If you can flash dance on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Running for the border, only to find out the border is made of soy products and beef filler. Lo Siento Taco Bell. By now you have heard that a former Taco Bell manager is suing Taco Bell essentially asking Where’s the beef? The manager alleges that […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Lethargy. People are inherently lazy. In a world of microwave ease and instantaneous computations, humans have lost their will to do more. And now comes word that some internet nut is encouraging people to do even less. That’s right, this man is suggesting that people take a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The reluctance of Americans to take responsibility for their own actions. Slip in the supermarket. Sue the supermarket.Drive into a phone pole. Sue the phone company.Spill a hot coffee in your lap. Sue McDonalds. Just when you thought it was safe to feel good about the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Ground Hog Day. Do you ever wake up and say here we go again? Winter mornings are dark and cold. 6:30am comes like a thunder clap in the night. The alarm is a nuclear flash of noise that hurts your ears and makes your body convulse. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Potty training a human, especially a small human. I think of this obscure topic today only because a co-worker had a baby recently. So what you say? I say that as well. But after a god-awful amount of detailed information on breast milk, and color of baby stink, […]
If My son were Magellan discovering the New World, We’d all be shopping at Wal Mart somewhere south of Ecuador. POTTY TRAINING: It’s a biological necessity that binds humanity from an early age. Regardless of race or creed or socioeconomic station in life, Potty Training is one of the early universal stumbling blocks that each […]