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Charlie Sheen is freaking Crazy!
He is the classic case of nothing exceeds like excess.
He’s a human trash heap, an 18th Century pirate ship lost on a sea of inebriation.
From the outside looking in, it appears that Charlie Sheen has it all. He is young and handsome and rich. Well, ok, at least he is rich. He is reportedly the highest paid actor on tv today.
He has his choice of cars and houses and a Benneton collection of women.
Charlie Sheen can choose a red head or a blonde or an Asian girl like you or I go to the closet and choose shoes.
But inside the inner circle, this is a man swirling around a drain full of soap scum and hair.
Inside the frenzied life of Charlie Sheen, it is drugs and alcohol and a brain predisposed to making bad decisions.
TMZ recently caught up with one of the porn stars at the Sheen mansion for a night of Soddom and Gamorrah type revelery.
The hot blonde is standing in the dark and she is revealing lurid details with honesty that you know rings of truth.
She tells the camera man things get wild when she challenges an all ready wasted Sheen to a drinking competition.
“I will beat you at drinking,” she says.
“bull” Sheen reportedly yells back grabbing the glass of pure vodka she just poured.
The young porn star says Sheen swallows the liquor like a fish inhales water.
“Never test me again,” Sheen allegedly says.
“I love him,” she blurts to the camera surprisingly.
The porn actress then goes on to describe a night of general debauchery.
She says she and four other porn actresses are wasted. She says Sheen gets on the phone and orders drugs. Soon a man drives up with a bag full of cocaine.
“Some guy comes in and dumps out five 8 balls, the size of my fist of coke,” She says. “It’s like $20,000 worth of coke on the table. I say Oh my God I don’t do this stuff.”
That’s when the porn actress says Sheen pulls out a green bong and begins smoking the cocaine.
“He took a chunk and shoved it into the pipe and began smoking,” she says matter of factly.
“I am like I never do it, and then he blows the smoke into my mouth. I am out of my mind crazy.”
The camera man asks what happened after they smoked drugs.
“We watched porn for 2 hours,” she says. “We just sat there watching and since I do porn, I’m saying oh I know this person and I know that person.”
Come on Charlie. You have five porn actresses in your private movie theater and porn is on the screen, and all you can do is smoke dope?
“He has so much porn,” she says.
She says Sheen then blurts out; “I want to go crazy. I got this 20 million dollar house. I have all these women. It’s like a missing puzzle piece and you are my missing blonde.”
The blonde woman says she is up for anything, hoping that Charlie Sheen will buy her a blue Bentley as he has apparently done for other women in his mansion.
But as the night spins out of control, the porn actress decides there is only so much cocaine you can smoke and vodka you can guzzle.
“If I didn’t leave I would have ended up in the hospital,” she says.
“He didn’t want me to leave, but I was shook up, I was having an anxiety attack.”
The porn actress leaves telling the camera man.
“He’s binging. I hope he gets better.”
Lindsay Lohan of all people has publicly said she is “worried” for Sheen who shows “obvious signs of addiction”
Charlie Sheen should get his act together. He could get himself into rehab. Will He? Who knows. How long can CBS stomach these negative reports?
How long can you smoke coke in a bong and not lose your damn mind?
To many, Sheen has everything in life a man could want, except inner peace.
I for one think Sheen is Crazy and will probably die soon if he doesn’t get his act together.
And that is porn star Crazy.