You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™$16 Muffins$10 cookies.$8 cups of coffee.Hey anyone got a bridge in Brooklyn I could buy?WTF?How stupid are we? Why do we put up with this lunacy? Do you Washington Power Brokers not understand it’s hard out here for a pimp?How do you pay 16 dollars for a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Dead chicken carcass in the air vents.Some guys just don’t know when to walk away. Some guys don’t know when they’ve worn out their welcome.Take a hike buster. Haul ass. Hasta Lavista Baby. This next story is from the “what the hell were you thinking department?”DATELINE: DENVER, Colo. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.A crack grandma.I guess it’s good to have a hobby. They say that an active mind is a healthy mind. But selling crack in your 9th decade of existence? You would think crack sales is something you would take up in your 20’s. I would think that […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. FACEBOOK’S FACELIFT So much global anger people. You would have thought a dog lifted his leg and relieved himself on our new satin pajamas. Our whine across the globe has been so loud, you would think that citizens were protesting famine in Sudan, or Bank of America’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A school bus flying through space, tumbling through the atmosphere, breaking into chunks of fiery metal only to crush in the skull of some unsuspecting human. Hey you on the ground, minding your own business, buying a salted pretzel, harpooning a whale, changing your FACEBOOK status […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Being so “X games”, So “gung ho”, so “kick ass” and “take names” that you end up spending time in the gray bar hotel. What would get a radical rocker a little jail time? How bout building a skateboard ramp. A skate board ramp? Why the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Internet cemeteries. Cyber funerals. On-line memorials.Huh? i-tomb.net is to death what facebook is to cyber stalking. Its a chance to visit Aunt Mildred in the afterlife and it’s a chance for aunt Mildred to Tweet you from the great beyond, for a fee.Instead of burying uncle Burl, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™College Saturdays. I’m sitting in the backyard. I have the windows open and I’m listening to the Auburn vs Clemson game. The announcers are hyped. The crowd is roaring. The electricity that is college football is in the air.Listening to a game is nothing like being at […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Garage Sales are crazy. It’s 7:15 in the morning on a Saturday. People are outside my house, walking the street like zombies. They are holding coffee cups in one hand, and their wallets in the other. These denizens of the deal are scrutinizing my driveway, staring […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Guinness Book of world records.The most. The biggest. The fattest. The shortest. It’s an encyclopedia of freaks. Why do we care? It’s like staring at someone’s boil wondering how much puss is in there. When will it blow? Should it be lanced? What if this guy sneezes, […]