You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
A crack grandma.
I guess it’s good to have a hobby. They say that an active mind is a healthy mind.
But selling crack in your 9th decade of existence?
You would think crack sales is something you would take up in your 20’s. I would think that if you are a 30 year old crack salesman, you are a good crack salesman. You have endured a decade or more of police and investigations and rival gang hits and supply and demand issues as the cocaine pipeline opens and closes in South America.
But 80 years!
Bravo Crack Granny, Bravo.
According to FOX News, an 80-year-old Alabama woman was
arrested on suspicion of crack cocaine sales.
Yo Ola Mae Robinson – whatcha gotta say for yourself now?
Did the octogenarian became complacent, thinking her 80 years of life gave her an advantage over DEA agents always looking to put a granny in the Grey Bar Hotel.
According to a police search warrant; Ola Mae Robinson was arrested after officers found an unspecific amount of crack cocaine and pills.Some grandmothers cut coupons some plant flowers, some cuddle their grand kids. Not Ola Mae. The old maid is slinging the rock.
Some grannies spend their golden years in a wheel chair, others spend it spitting up on their lobster bibs.
Not Ola Mae. She was bringing in the Benjamins like a two bit street hood.
Homie don’t play.
According to published reports; Robinson, who was previously arrested in June on drug possession and distribution charges, denied selling the drugs.
“Who? No! I don’t have time for no crack cocaine,” Robinson told a reporter when asked if she sold drugs from her home. “Wish I was, cause then I’d have money.”
Spoken like a true street thug.
After 80 years, that’s all the crack master mind could offer? “If I sold crack I’d have more money.”
Please Ola Mae. Get with the program. You think Pablo Escobar would be so lame.
He would stand up in the foyer of his mansion, holding a 50 cal gat screaming “Come and talk to my little friend.”
Prichard Police Chief Jimmie Gardner said it was never easy to arrest an elderly resident.
“It’s tough because for all of us, we look up to the elderly community to be smarter, wiser, and responsible but unfortunately,
I think she has a long history and age hasn’t made a difference,” he told WPMI.
Don’t think of Ola Mae as a senior. Think of Ola Mae as a gangsta grannie ready to pop a cap in yo ass.
And that is crazy.