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naked fire fighter

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Naked Firefighting? Huh This is straight from the occupationally surreal. I’m litterally working a story where a woman claims she rushed out of her shower only to be greeted by four burly fire fighters. Can you imagine? Where’s the fire mam? Ah where are you clothes?, […]

white out

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Winter Weather & Southern Drivers. Snow in the South goes together like skunk at a Chanel No. 5 factory. I woke up this weekend to a blanket of white. It was in the trees, on the ground, on the grass. It looked like my neighborhood was […]

Harbaugh

You know what’s crazy I’ll tell  you what’s crazy.™ The family Harbaugh Two tough kids from Michigan. They’re both coaches sons. They’re both ballers. Now they’ve both played in the biggest game on the planet. It’s the first time brothers have faced each other in a Super Bowl.  Jim’s the crazy one. He’s a 49er. […]

super bowl party

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ Super Bowl Sunday. I love it.  It’s Christmas with bean dip. It’s St Patrick’s Day slathered with Hot Sauce. It’s Mardis Gras with touchdowns. It’s a jail house riot dripping with guacamole. I’m watching ESPN for what will be 8 hours of pre-game hype. I love […]

moonshiner

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Moonshine. White lightning. Pumpkin pie. The clear.  I did a story on a guy busted for cooking up moonshine in his basement. This modern day backwoods entrepreneur had 2 stills and 40 gallons of shine in his basement. Two kids, two dogs, one wife, two stills.  […]

surfer dude

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The biggest wave ever surfed.  The video is spell binding. A man on a board racing down a 10 story building of turbulent water. It’s thunderously delicious.  This incomprehensible stunt took place off the coast of Portugal. The waves were indignant, angry, churning like a mountain […]

Super Bowl Hype

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Super Bowl craziness. It’s  begun! Bigger. Better. Wilder. If there is a descriptive term to describe the hugeness of the event, it will be unveiled over the next 7 days. The Niners vs the Ravens. In the big Easy. It’s collossal, stellar, ambidextrious! The Game? That’s […]

supermarket frustration

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Losing food at the check out counter. It’s only 5 feet long. It’s not like Columbus’ journey to the new world. The conveyor belt goes in only one direction. There isn’t a threat of a crew mutiny about falling off the edge of the Earth. It’s […]

Korean Nuke Nuggets

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ North Korea. I have no problem with the people of North Korea, they are just pawns in gruesome game of life. I do however have a major problem with their punk ass dictator. Do they eat stupid for breakfast over there? i’m telling you, if they […]

fake food

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Food Fraud. abc news reports that much of the food in our house is counterfeit. Counterfeit food? It’s so disturbing.  Soylent Green is people. Are my pringles part of a dietary conspiracy? Fake Food in the grocery store is more wide spread than you might expect. […]