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Filing cabinet of memories

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ February 22nd 1996 I’ll never forget that day, 17 years ago. It was my 4th day on the job. 4 days on the job and I had all ready covered something like 9 deaths. “What the hell’s wrong with this town?” I wondered out loud as […]

church perp

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Church Perp. It makes me sick. Once again, I drag myself into the garbage dumpster of life, and expose a 58 year old man accused of inappropriately touching little girls. Children; Ages 5,6 and 10. It’s abhorrent. What kind of monster attacks children?  The man […]

Oscars

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™   The Oscars.    Seth Macfarlane Hosted.    Many grumbled the day it was announced.    Seth who? people whined.    Where’s Billy? Where’s Whoopi? Is Amy Poehler and Tina Fey busy?   Until recently, Seth Macfarlane was unknown to most adults, but your kids have […]

NASCAR WRECK

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The wreck Saturday at the Nationwide Race at Daytona. The race is a who cares nationally till the last moment. Now it is the lead story on every newscast. Tragedy at Daytona. 28 Injured!  The headlines are disturbing. It should be about the first woman pole […]

danica

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Danica Patrick’s pole position. No, not the pole in the red light district surrounded by mirrors and dollar bills. I’m talking about the pole at the Superbowl of NASCAR. THE DAYTONA 500   You Go Girl. The hot, petite form fitting, Go Daddy Dot Com lead […]

A Good Day to Die Hard

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™   Die Hard part V, better known as a good day to Die Hard.   I think they should have quit after Die Hard 2. This is the one where Bruce Willis – aka John McClain tears apart a Washington DC airport.    Die Hard, the […]

slapping a baby

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Punching a baby in the face. That’s like spitting on a nun, or setting a puppy dog’s tail on fire. It’s incomprehensible.  You don’t punch a baby in the face. That’s freaking un-American. The Taliban would blow up their own grandma, but even they wouldn’t slap […]

bathroom assault

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Work Place Bathroom. It’s a fermenting hell on Earth. There is an invisible force, so pungent, so noxious, the EPA should quarantine it. This smell is a viscous stew of foul decaying death. It is 5 parts skunk, 3 parts rotting chicken, one part raw […]

meteor-mania

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™   The meteor crashing into Mother Russia.   New estimates put the speed at 46,000 miles an hour! That’s faster than the meteoric rise and tumultuous fall of Brittany Spears.   Wow.   The video is insane. It is ferociously real, apocalyptic in its sudden ruthlessness. […]

Blade Runner

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™   Olympic sized Murder.   Oscar Pistorias.   You might not know the name, but you assuredly remember the image.   Pistorias is the double legged amputee who strapped fiberglass blades to his legs and then ran like a kangaroo hopping from a brush fire.   […]