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Carnival Cruise

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™   The nightmare cruise from hell.   It’s not the video you will see in the Carnival Cruise line promotional video.   No dancing, no champagne fountains, no jet ski Island get-a-way.   Nope, it’s day 7 and the proverbial poop has hit the poop deck. […]

tall women

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™   Tall people.   I’m not tall. Do I wish I was? Sure. But would I rather be thin? You betcha. Would I rather be tall or have all my hair? Don’t even come at me with that nonsense.   Anyone got a brush? I’m 5’9″ […]

Welcome back Robin

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 10 Days. Robin Roberts returns. 10 Days. Roberts is the Good Morning America Anchor who got sick and has been off the show for months. She is a morning news star, an almost iconic figure. Roberts is comfortable interviewing presidents, dignitaries and sports figures. Her sickness […]

snowmageddon

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Blizzard 2013 3 feet of snow. Trucks spinning tires. Snow blowers blasting dogs in the snout. Governors and mayors at podiums pleading with people to stay home. I love the women standing behind them, signing so emphatically. I see an army of snow plows and cars […]

The Americans

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Americans. The new spy show on FX. It’s unique because it makes you root for a bunch of Communists,  pretending to be Patriotic Americans living in the United States. That’s right. They are super secret double agents. They speak perfect English and live perfect America […]

naked fire fighter

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Naked Firefighting? Huh This is straight from the occupationally surreal. I’m litterally working a story where a woman claims she rushed out of her shower only to be greeted by four burly fire fighters. Can you imagine? Where’s the fire mam? Ah where are you clothes?, […]

white out

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Winter Weather & Southern Drivers. Snow in the South goes together like skunk at a Chanel No. 5 factory. I woke up this weekend to a blanket of white. It was in the trees, on the ground, on the grass. It looked like my neighborhood was […]

Harbaugh

You know what’s crazy I’ll tell  you what’s crazy.™ The family Harbaugh Two tough kids from Michigan. They’re both coaches sons. They’re both ballers. Now they’ve both played in the biggest game on the planet. It’s the first time brothers have faced each other in a Super Bowl.  Jim’s the crazy one. He’s a 49er. […]

super bowl party

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ Super Bowl Sunday. I love it.  It’s Christmas with bean dip. It’s St Patrick’s Day slathered with Hot Sauce. It’s Mardis Gras with touchdowns. It’s a jail house riot dripping with guacamole. I’m watching ESPN for what will be 8 hours of pre-game hype. I love […]